Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know I'm French and expected to say things like this,

and you're gonna tell Renee that Beard said it was okay.

Does anything say "sad, single man" more than a chessboard coffee table?

Nah. Think how excited she'll be

I'm beginning to think Coach Beard hates himself.

This is Bones & Honey.

Anyway, I just wanted to give you your stuff back.

-Could I please use your phone? -My personal phone?

Yeah? Okay. And don't forget,

-[distant bass beat] -Huh.

Save one for a kebab.

This night will never end.

Yeah. This nail on your faux Persian flea market coffee table

[chuckles] No. Not tonight.

[vehicle approaching]

You'll get arrested.

Clearly he'd rather punish himself

Ah, 2015. The year we beat Cambridge in the boat race

-[hostess] Welcome back, darling. -Thank you.

-[man] And what about Coach Beard? -What about him, indeed.

-Amazing. -Huh?

I actually feel bad for Sarah Coombes.

-I told you to stay-- -Fellas! [panting]

[pipe clatters]

£20. You're on.

Excuse me, madam.

but I hate Coach Beard.

Oi, Beard. Dropped your keys.