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Me and Mike in charge.

So I actually have a chance of becoming a Jokester?

-No, I... That's... -Yeah, too tall.

Somebody is breaking into my car!

-Hi. -We were best buds in college.

I have no interest at all in Fritz's job.

I'll get him a door, pronto. Fungus?

-No. -"We are funny to keep the lights runny."

-Me and Sulley are banned for life. -CELIA: Oh...

If you're a scary monster like him, now what do you do?

TYLOR: where'd you go WOMAN: serious

I could be to you like a father figure.

But, Sullivan, you're officially the new Monsters, Inc. CEO.

"Sincerely, Henry J. Waternoose III, CEO, Monsters, Incorporated."

-Yes. Sorry. Do I, uh... -Val Little.

I'll teach all you scary monsters how to be funny.

Honestly, no games.

-I'm practicing my Floor Supervisor voice. -(GLASS SHATTERS)

There we go. Then I taught shockra yoga for a while.

(GAGS AND COUGHS)

No more scaring. Now it's, uh, laughter you're after.

but now they've assigned me to, what... MIFT?

No matter how arduous or difficult the repair might be,

Actually, we don't scare anymore.