Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Origins... -Yawn.

of Comedy Resources Management,

-You know, nothing... -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

TYLOR: (shouting & grunting)

-Where are we going? -We're going down.

My name elder kettle

-Laugh Floor. -"Laugh Floor." Right, right.

Who are you? You're not on my roster.

or, SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM for short.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (grunts)

-Um, that's Ted Pauley. -Sorry, I broke your child.

-Us in charge. -(CHUCKLING) Yeah.

I assume you still burst into flames and die of barfing, like always.

Hey, everybody, meet the new guy! Tylor Tuskmon.

There won't be any raise or car if we don't keep the power on.

They're putting you two in charge.

Uh, oh, thanks.

-Everything's changing. -Laugh power instead of scare power.

Let's see... "We clown around to power the town."

Uh, yes, I am. How did you know?

One monster, two scoops of ice cream, and some root beer.

ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Attention Monsters, Inc...

I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.

No (shushes) (wails)

-And, Wazowski, you're the... -Wait. I got this.

(SLURPS AND COUGHS)

-[alarm trilling] -[man] I think somebody is breaking into my car.

dream productions Dream Productions

-It's impractical. -That's not...

"I am proud to be a member of the Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team!"

(COUGHING) Why?

-(GASPS) -I think there's one...

Yeah, I guess, it was just such a large class.

(SHORT-CIRCUITING)

Keep trying, Mikey. Keep trying.

Too much of a commitment.

Actually, this version is outdated now.

-No, I don't wanna be a hat rack. -Plus, you could only hold two hats.