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Tylor Tuskmon. New Scarer. It's my first day.
Monsters, Incorporated. This is Celia Mae. I no longer answer the phones. Goodbye.
-CELIA: (CHUCKLING) What? Really? -Yeah, yeah.
-Hi. -(GRUNTS)
I was told this is a temporary reassignment.
or, SCPOMICE-VDADOCRM for short.
What? No, no pawn. There's no ping! Nothing's pinging.
-Umbrella hanger? -Is this a joke?
Goochi-goochi... (SCREAMS)
But I don't want things to change.
Oh, I'm feeling sick.
All that screaming...
or series of physical buffooneries for the artificial child.
Yeah, so, hey, could I just borrow you for a sec?
-"I'm proud." -(SPUTTERS)
Not really the whole regimented,
Hi!
-TYLOR: What? -'Cause I know what it's like
A Kid! A Kid!
If I were Ms. Flint's office, where would I...
Those horns, dead giveaway, 'cause they're so...
unclog the pipes, wrench the nut. We embrace it with, uh...
Can you believe it, Sulley? We're in charge. You and me!
For you it'd probably be like ka-ching, ka-ching!
Oh, now you've done it.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
...to new employee orientation.
You.
Door is active.
I'm in CEO
I was gonna get it aligned, but by that time,
No, I'm sorry, talk to the receptionist.
-(CHUCKLES) -You're kidding.
I miss ya.
Goochi-goochi… Waaaaaaaa
Now drink this.