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Yeah, but I don't see a better one on the horizon, so....
The cold breeze is a so-called ectoplasmic issue...
Howard is employing a schoolyard paradigm...
...while Star Trek I fails across the board.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock
If your friend thinks he's dating someone...
- Where? - On a dusty highway...
If someone-- And we don't know who this would be.
...of a disembodied soul passing by.
We're not going to the Olive Garden, Ma.
You know, I'm a physicist, so I thought about stuff.
Yeah, I really didn't think this through.
You said that if I went out with you I could drive a car on Mars.
...or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters.
Anything?
Hm.
Jasmine is at... The office
Oh, look. Saturn 3 is on.
- Does that change things? - No.
Well, yeah, we did have a date.
He says he's in trouble. DEFCON 5.
...of the Mars rover's malfunction.
Kind of a Mars rover--
Ow.
I got a whole list of them. Who wants to be my wingman?
So anyway, Lisa, I just wanted to tell you again...
Thanks for calling.
Let me ask you something.
One free barium enema...
If anyone asks you where I went, you don't know.
Yeah, I picked her up in the bar. She's a doctor.
...was when we were dating.
- New shirts? - Yeah, a couple.
My Aunt Betty and Uncle Elliot are coming in from Palm Springs.
Yeah, when we first met.
Oh, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage...
Secondly, Star Trek I is orders of magnitude worse than Star Trek V.
I removed an appendix, a gall bladder and about a foot and a half of bowel.
Yeah. So are you a scientist like Howard?