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Some people say too much.
- Are you done eating? - Yeah.
I'm hoping that was three different guys.
Pain and Gain is the standard to which all badness is measured
Smart, pretty.
"Doctor" doctor. Surgical resident.
Doesn't anyone wanna know where he's going?
Ooh, I don't think so.
- Okay. - I'll call you.
- So why'd you ask? - I'm nosy. See you.
And you can't tell me who might ask?
Did someone just feel a cold breeze?
...is inarguably the best?
You employ a visual display designed to make yourself distinctive and memorable.
Cool.
Yes, I was bad. Maybe she'll spank me. Can we please move on?
Okay, well, I guess it'll just be the three of us then.
Would have worked better if you told me you were going to the office.
Leave a message.
I don't make the rules, Leonard.
Simple subtraction will tell you it's six better.
How nice. Maybe they can carpool when they visit you in federal prison.
...kind of situation.
...feigning an inability to hear you when you speak...