Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please show your support for Cartmanbrah right now by...
Yeah? Hang on.
The world needs Cartmanbrah.
Who? Lorde?
I don't think we're gonna understand.
Cartman, please. We have to stop this show.
Cartmanbrah!
Aw, I feel bad for the little guy.
Shoot him and then choke him!
# Who wouldn't go? #
Shit!
So stand by till we figure out what the hell to do.
Dude, what are you doing?
We believe in you! Of course!
No-o-o-o-o!
that hologram is a light-skinned black guy.
Nobody in the family knew, except for your mother.
But now let me tweet this for you all to comment upon.
He's right.
If I may be frank, sir,
What is that window doing outside the holiday special?
If you don't cooperate, he dies.
Stand by on camera 4. Boost the live Twitter feed.
It's a black guy! Choke him!
Then he played live last week, he rubbed his clit,
Okay, that little fat kid is getting annoying.
Really?
He's like the PewDiePie of music.
First Lady Michelle Obama,
I am SO confused
Playing Xbox with your brother is just a thing of the past.
Have I answered all your questions in a timely manner?
Ha.
Oh, yeah! Way better, bros.
He's like 40, but he's got a Justin Bieber haircut.