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Kevin Garnett helped me move once.
Life is hard. Shouldn't everything else be harder?
That's yesterday afternoon.
Good luck finding someone stupid enough
are you okay?
It might be a bit small by Halloween.
Kevin Sorbo introduced me to his podiatrist.
earning an honest day's pay
Besides you, whom do I fire for this?
Did Hamlet start the play by stabbing people?
People who talk the most in meetings often know the least
- want to be a mom. - Give up on having a kid.
Life is hard.
I'll take this regret to my grave.
I'm sorry, J-Mo.
which I object to on feminist grounds.
choose to be childless and are content with that.
So this has nothing to do with Criss?
Okay. We're on the same page.
that I had fallen in love with.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I don't care if you join the big sisters
And do not send Brent up there.
for 200 years.
for all their support,
But let's face it.
Nixon's been dead almost 20 years,
to buy those couches, Donaghy.
Kenneth.
You know what this country used to sit on?
So you set me up on a play date?
Okay, I get it.
I don't know, $90 a gallon?
Although I'm trying to get people at school
Justin and K-fed, Bruce and Ashton,
No, I'm cool. I'm gonna leave.
Wait, you sold them? To whom?
in one coffin,
Thank you.
You really thought I'd set you up with Kevin?
If you do go just have coffee with this guy,
Jack, it's Ethan Allen.
What do you want to know?