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Couches are ready to ship.
As we speak, our fellow countrymen
Aah!
You made out with Paz de la Huerta
you were in my gym class, Jenna.
So every defective sofa that Kouchtown makes
are already here.
at this marvel of American industry.
Oh, we didn't make the prototype.
I'll make a stew.
- Are you adopting a kid? - No. Don't worry.
while the body begs for oxygenated blood.
I hope success isn't far, far away.
Would Jeremy Lin be willing
without a reservation!
Appear to vanish. What?
Where is he? Where is "Kev"?
I keep buying candles as gifts and keeping them for myself.
I give you a new couch for a new era,
As gum.
It looks more like the prototype than most things in this world.
Jmo, these are from Mickey Rourke.
I issued a statement on your behalf using Twitter.
Shouldn't everything else be harder?
Can you hold that, please?
for north Korean intelligence.
- Are you... - He's my dad.
and you're in your 40s,
I'll spend the rest of my career behind this desk
Tell me, can you even look at the television?
'cause nunchaku-ing can wear a guy out,
at a children's museum.
people who talk the most in meetings Often know the least
taking care of me.
"Avail 4 javamanana per Jack.
Greetings, gentlemen
I can see the floor.
while simultaneously spreading out the ribcage,
a serious conversation right now.
Why? You're famous.
Anyone who's anyone has had a breakdown.
She's awesome, unlike Kevin,
My colleague is newly single. His name is Kevin.
I tried to get my high school tennis team
It is a nice couch.
What, are you kidding?