Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And maybe Kevin will insist on paying,

Jack is trying to set me up

the same thing that I did.

that has the tabloids talking

and send you home with a CIA gift bag.

I didn't get to work an hour late

I'm just having a celebrity breakdown.

to videotape a message for my buddy's bachelor party?

Gurubarath Kurrupuswami spelled

and that you wanted to thank your fans

I was scared to be happy. Now I never will be.

I've never made a mistake,

Yeah, all that's missing

and he is a genitally androgynous pinhead.

I'm sorry, sir.

"Sent from one of my four iPads"?

Matthew, I'd really prefer to just talk

People assume I gave it to him,

and also, you saw Tracy Jordan do 11 pushups.

trying to lure Alf back to television.

I just needed to hear it.

but there's no one else down there.

Being comfortable?

I've been there, Cat,

I think I've made the biggest mistake of my life.

But then we took it back.

Our next guest has had a troubling 24 hours

Liz, what is "adoption stuff"?

Wow, you two are really nesting.

Sorry. She's with me.

The broken swords of our vanquished enemies.

I'm having a celebrity breakdown.

No, Tracy, I'm faking it

I can see that you're on a skateboard, David.

often know the least.

- What? - My kindergarten teacher

They came from a rich white guy.