Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You never know.
You have to come outside with me, man, 'cause we are--
It’s my birthday
I am a sex machine!
i'll kick everone's ass in this room
Yeah.
Oh, you know what? That is enough !
You mean you don't want me to take you back?
An angel stripper.
Nothing.
Gosh, you really got me there.
- Come on. It's okay, baby! - That is disgusting!
If I had arrived on time, I never would have seen her.
- God! - What? She didn't see me.
- They suck! - That's what I'm sayin'!
These are memories frozen in time, people!
Amanda, I feel really close to you now.
Have I got some news for you.
So--
- I can't believe you pointed at her. - She didn't see me.
It took me all day, but I narrowed it down...
and I kinda sorta tripped you...
No, Mike. My answer is no.
Come on.
I want to explain.
92`%` of women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around goin'...
Mormons, when you tell them you sometimes
I think I saw that foreign exchange student...
bring rubber flip-flops to the shower.
to set eyes on Amanda Becketf.
Yeah, I guess, for a high school girl.
He got out of that car--
That was the funniest, man. I just don't know what to say about it.
we'll have the Man-ilow himself fo answer your quesfions...
I'LL KICK EVERYONE'S ASS IN THIS ROOM!
Gosh, you really got me there.
Would you like to touch my penis?
It's not that far.
Now up until now, one could write this off to coincidence...
No.
No! You don't just hang up!
For the past decade, he has made a hobby of my pain.
Try having 40 drunk men grabbing your ass...
Genius!
you told him we were "skanky."
- Who the hell is in here? - Don't you even knock?
'cause, you know, Chachi always wore that red bandanna.
Why wouldn't I give her the letter?
Just so you know.
Fag
to see who it was, and I was, like, "Wasn't that your bag?"
Pete Alonso's a god. Pete Alonso's a role model! Pete Alonso's a god. Pete Alonso's a role model!
So what happened?
It was her first day at school.
- Yeah? So? - So what are you gonna do?
You're supposed to cherish it forever.
- No, I mean, get out! - Yeah, I'm trying to!
Hi! Oh, my God, you guys. Come on in.
Yeah.
One, two-- Whoa! What is that?
Oh, will you get off?
- I will. - Mike Dexter.
Mike Dexter is an asshole.
Time to get freaky!
You know...
and you are Boba Fett.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yo, hold up. Do I put on a jimmy hat now or--
behind the pool house to here...
It's not just some sappy love letter telling her...
that I am just gonna strip off my clothes and do you right here...
Yeah. You and me both.
It's just-- God, at first, it was all so unbelievable.
This is our first show ever. Don't screw it up.
Well, he is the most dope guy in school.
Look, you come in here lookin' like the white artist formerly known as Prince.
Is there a mission to the moon later?
Oh, man. I hope you guys are okay.
Dudes, remember the game plan.
It was this guy--
I think I'm ready to do this.
next time, you know...
Yeah.
i am a cooking machine
Lol
You could get addicted...
Fag
- Bitch, get a life! - Ah, yeah !
You are all sheep....bahhhh
You know, mooning the guy at the drive-through window...
Preston? I don't know.
Remember that time when I was about to talk to that beautiful girl...
I mean, Preston, we are so outta here.
This is just like that Scott Baio thing.
How the hell do you know?
Yeah, I was.
- Yeah, sure. - Come on. Don't be like that.