Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hi. - How are you?
- You're a stripper? - I'm a dancer.
I'm not the one that used to spend the night at his house.
over who gets to knock the boots with me, you know what I'm sayin'?
- No. - Take it off.
you somewhat resemble David Duchovny.
That is totally my sign. Consider me ready.
92% of honeys
for a catalog or something.
That pig! What are you gonna do?
Wait, William. There's gonna be drinking in there.
Is this the beer?
I just don't know why I did it for so long.
I never told you, but I had the hugest boner.
It worked. All right, take off their clothes.
Yeah.
Why?
Only you
And since today is Barry Manilow's birthday...
'Cause I was, um...
"Yo, what's up with my niggas, man?"
Just broke up with Amanda. Like, seconds ago.
We used to play "Miami Vice" in my basement.
There's plenty of 'em in the sea. Am I right?
Miss Walkin' Around, Just, I Think I'm So Much Better Than Everybody Else.
I was always just this little, well, nobody.
she reached into her bag...
- Let's never fight again. - Oh, never, baby.
There is no us.
- I guess. - Yeah.
Shut up. These are cool.
All right. Bathroom, pee, underarm check, Breath Assure--
Just--
I can't feel my legs. I have no legs!
Remember that time you danced with me at the sock hop?
It might be a good idea to lay off that alcohol.
You're right, Dex, man.
College chicks are totally different, bro.
you're leaving now?
You know, l--
- Oh, the one with the thighs? - No, the one with the weird--
packin' a pleasure chest and some girl's just gonna give it up?
Tonight, Mike Dexter will know ridicule.
'cause I was in all the smart classes...
What? I thought we weren't even going to this party.
Hey, how ya been?
The right stuff
Well.
Look at the stars.
You still didn't sign my yearbook.
- I'm trying to! - Well, let me help you!
Does that feel good?
And he's like always wearin', like, T-shirts.
Someone in there Said it’s my birthday
All right.
without affecting my judgment or my behavior.
Guys like us, we are a dime a dozen.
because once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen.
Duh. He only sat right next to you in freshman English.
- Come on. - Mike. Look, man. I don't know, man.
Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
Could you just wait right here.
Just come on in. Just, you know, drink, be happy.
Mike, always pickin' on me, yeah.
"Mike Dexter beat you up and forced you to drink alcohol until you passed out."
Doooooork! (@mox)
This is officially the worst night of my entire life. Thank you very much.
In my way
92%%% of honeys at UCLA are sexually active.
It's terrible! Nobody drink the amaro it's gona bad!
Yeah!
You know what?
Second grade?
I'll make love to you
Let's go! Time to get up!
I don't think I know me as anything else.
Sure. Why not?
I haven'f heard fhaf song in, like, ten years.
My fault. Sorry.
- I just put my money in. - It's sort of an emergency.
- That stuff you said-- - Yo! Yo!
It's someone who has sex with trees.
Mandie... it’s short for Amanda
We have been, ever since the first day that she came to school.
I can't believe I'm going to this party.
You know, for nostalgia?
Who said you could sit with us, geek?
Me and Amanda, definitely.
- William! - What?
- No way. Where? - Dude, there's a huge party tonight.
Oh, God. Mike, get off.
Especially in your case.
I meant that since we'd never done it before...
It's okay.
I’ll kick everyone’s ass in this parking lot.
Mike, sometimes we say things we don't mean.
Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train."
I haven't seen my boyfriend in six hours.
These are memories frozen in time, people!
My friends all sold me out.
get fo the phone and call in now.
You don't just hang up on somebody's call like that.
Yeah? You should fix that door!
How I feel Right now
Hey, isn't this the weekend...
It's just funny that he finally...
And of course, how can I forget the pudding incident?
William Lichter?
He asked me to hold his laser pointer.
Oh, don't let the dog out. Oh, Susan, you look so cute. Oh, hi, Ray.
I cannot listen to this.
I’ll kick everyone’s ass in this room!
I'm thinkin' about askin' her out. It's time to get freaky!
Well, he should've. I mean, the guy cut his hand off.
You asshole.
I am a piss machine