Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That's it? - Well--

You could get addicted

I am not your girl, and you're obviously drunk.

Yeah. I can do--

My gown smells like blue cheese.

I think it's cool. Throw me one.

Trip McNealy. Trip McNealy.

I know no one else has.

And I tried to kiss you

And all I ever knew

Yo, check it. Time to get busy.

To Kimberly From Andy

Oh, man. Hey, don't worry about it, man.

I mean, peep this. They say in here...

You're Kenny Fisher who used to buy me a card every Valentine's Day...

Anybody order a love burger, well done?

And he looked right at me.

- 'Cause I don't, yo. - Rest in peace.

Shit. You're not gonna tell my parents about this, are you?

- Right, guys? - Oh, my God. I can't believe she came.

You know, William, from this light You somewhat resemble David Duchovny

My retainer kind of looks like a Klingon warship.

- Hello? Yeah, Mellow 103? - Hello, 103.

Why did you do that?

I told Diana Yellin you were a dendrophiliac

Trip mcneely! trip mcneely.

You look so pretty. Oh, Christie.

I was reminiscin' today. I was thinkin' about that time in seventh grade.

I was like, "Dude, you're never gonna get that smell out of there."

Hey Mariss--oh my GOD you look great

- But Amanda is so hot, man. - So hot, man.

No. Fine. What about your shoes?

and already you think...

It's okay. I don't think it's weird.

I'll be the band, dudes.

What the hell does it look like, ass wipe?

I'm the king of beer!

I am zex machine

No. I don't know.

Trisha, sign my yearbook!

Can I talk to you for a second, man?

I am a piss machine

So if you've got a question for fhe man who "wrifes the songs"...

It's in there, too, but...

Yeah. They're broken.

Yo, Lisa... You Wanna Dance?

Well, your dad told me that you'd be here, so I thought that I would--

You are all sheep.

oh no baby please! you are far too fine to look so sad

Geez, do you think there'll be any girls there?

Just stop, okay?

We was all playin' spin the bottle at Lynn Eckert's house, remember?

Are you gonna be long? I just need to make one call.

- What? - The shoes.

He was doing this mall tour, and he came here to our mall.

- Are they gone? Are they still here? - I think they're gone, man.

Call Barry Manilow and tell him how you fee

Way to go. Why don't you just take off the T-shirt?

You're Watching Bubble Guppies On Nick Jr. You're Watching My Little Pony: Equestria Girls On The Hub

Anyway, what do you care what I think about you, okay?

You know who else I like who never got much play...

When I was 16, I had the biggest thing for Scott Baio.

All great writers revise. What--

You have no idea what you're talkin' about.

I'm harnessing my chi. Don't laugh at me.

Finds a sfreetlight

These are memories frozen in time, people!

All I know is, tonight...

Mormon family when they find out you drink

Look, I am telling you...

Look, Beth, we need to talk.