Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and Mike Dexter wanted to date me.

We all have our things.

Nothing. Sorry. It's just--

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!

- Thank you very, very much. - And as a special treaf for you...

- Just listen to the words, Denise. - Oh, Mandy

I am a sex machine

I didn't know what to do.

And you were, like, "No." And I was, like, "l think it is, dude."

and we mashed up our food on our lunch trays...

Lynn and I thought that was the funniest thing.

with the chloroform that we mixed in chem lab.

Let's go, boys. Time is honey.

I don't want to know.

Maybe it's because she's just a little too busy...

- So whose party is it? - The girl from our French class.

Preston Meyers? Dude, what's goin' on, man?

This is so perfect.

Someone in there called me a fag.

Easy now. All right.

- It's kinda dark up here. - Yeah.

I think my emergency was just a little bit larger than yours, junior.

Caf in the cenfer has been forn apart

Yo, shouldn't you be gettin' your freak on by now?

When your Mormon family finds out you drink alcohol now.

and she has been paying him $50 a month to act like they're still together.

- Mike Dexter's a god. - Mike Dexter's a role model !

how there's this really amazing person inside of her...

Hey, Luke doesn't push Vader.

- No, he doesn't. - Mike Dexter is an asshole.

You know what? I think I'm gonna go outside and get some fresh air.

Nobody eat the ha

- Uh, pathetic. - It's so pathetic.

a goddamn life, asshole?

Who's gonna want you now?

Hi. No, it's okay.

She be like, "You don't know 20 ways to make me call you Big Papa."

Layin' everybody low

This hat is cool.

Or jusf friends

You know, girls at Huntington still talk about you.

ordering around her little conformist flock of sheep.

- Cold floor! Cold floor. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna be at some bar with chicks all over me.

You know, I gots to give 'em all an equal opportunity to Special K.

See, it's just that Rachel's parents, they have mirrors.

Just like you didn't destroy my Cabbage Patch Kid in second grade.

Saban after his post game presser:

Well, it's like I always say--

Give me one good reason why--

Girlfriend, Mike Dexter doesn't even deserve to breathe the same air as Brad.

behind the pool house, right there.

That is a fragrance of love-scented candle, bitch. Damn.

- Do you have to rag on everybody? - Oh, come on.

Maybe we could find out if there's a reason for all of this--

Can't fake no more

you still with that Amanda chick?

Dude, can I talk to you for a second?

- Wait. What did you say? - Where have you been, man?

Do they serve an orthopedic function?

Seriously, and you're, like, Gwyneth.

Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else.

Yeah, but not all of 'em, right?

I couldn't say anything. I couldn't move.

HEATHER I AM A SEX MACHINE

not to mention "J oanie Loves Chachi."

Yeah. This town is so lame.

- Thank you. - You bet.

You remember the time on the field trip to the meat packing plant...

Maybe there isn't such a thing as fate.

Oh, and the drinks are in the back, okay? Oh, Preston.

Thanks for listening. God, I got to be prom queen...

Nah, that ain't gonna work.

Yo, you want some of this?

I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!

Hey, yo, you think he's gonna hizzit the skizzins?

Genius! Genius!

There are three other projects that are DYING to have sex with us.

- You guys are a couple now? - No.

92% of honeys at UCLA are sexually active

Hey, yo, Corinne, baby. What's up?

Wow You really got JD there

I felt really bad afterwards.

Borrachos you can all hold my laiser pointer But not Daniel

Oh, won'f yoi please take me home

Take it easy, Trip.

Amanda and I are connected.

Yeah, and school's over.

- Oh, bye, Chester. - Good-bye, Chester.

I mean, he's Preston.

It’s my bitrghday Please

Time to get freaky

you still didn't sign my yearbook!