Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It probably sucked anyway. - Probably.

I'm a total loser.

that he slept with some sophomore.

Someone in there called me a freak.

How do you know it wasn't your fault?

Juliet says Hey, if's Romeo

You pretty much haven't spoken to me since sixth grade.

It was October, freshman year.

that Mike threw out a third floor window.

Oh, God, you're a hottie!

Hey, viva la pool house, right?

and all ten finalisfs are presenf and accounted for.

And someone in there called me fag

there's probably a later train I could take.

It’s terrible! Nobody use the chart!

We got a mad town up in this mother.

You think I could get a shirt?

I'm a total loser

No. It's okay. Look.

Somebody in there Called me a fag

Above the bed, dude. I'm gonna be like this. Look.

- Barry's listening. - In that song "Mandy"--

- Let's go pee in the pool. - All right.

Yo, man. I'm never gonna forget this.

Gee, that's funny 'cause it just happened!

- Now look what you've done. - Maybe we should go talk to her.

You are so definitely right.

- Thanks. - Yo, check this.

- You're on the air. - Finally. Listen...

maybe it was a hero's trial.

Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one af my disposal.

Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.

It breaks my heart to see you this way.

This is the greatest night of my lifel

I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!

Oh, that and...

It's all about the memories, man. All about the memories.

Look. My flashlight.

They all wanna date older guys.

Take off the hat.

Speaking of which...

St. Viator high, kiss my ass!

God, I haven't even been single for like five minutes...

At the wedding reception

Mike and I went out for, like, four years.

Oh. There's two other phones.

Well, did you do it or what?

First fime in history thaf I'd ever missed the bus.

You know, William, from this light You somewhat resemble David Duchovny

Amanda Beckett is single and on the night of this party--

Wild Bill ! Rock and roll!

It just works in really fucked-up ways sometimes.

Those are for the fans. You don't wear the shirt of the band you're in.

And if I'm not Mike's girlfriend, you know, who am l?

Dudes, I actually graduated!

I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy.

All right. We will set up...

You know, 'cause it's not your fault that...

'Cause my shit could've been slammin' with somebody else.

No. Why, have you?

- Everybody's there. - We're there !

Mike, sometimes we say things we don't mean

But I think maybe it's just God's salt.

This is parenthood Does someone have poop on their shoe?

I could be into that.

Hey, I got one for ya.

What about you, huh? What about you, Miss Antisocial?

You might've mentioned something.

Whaf fhe hell happened?

Oh, wait. Is that poop? Someone have poop on their shoe?

You know, William, from this light...

I have a really important question for Barry Manilow.

Oh, Jason, I never should have believed those rumors.

- I just heard you and Mike broke up. - Yeah.

Maybe we could find out what that reason is.

- Shh! Wait. - A cab.

On Brooklyn Avenue

And you guys...

You're the one calling Barry Manilow from a phone booth at 2:00 a.m.

Cuts to the left, decks the crap out of the wing and boom!

Well, his hair's kinda, I don't know, brown.

Can't I hug my girl if I want?

And the truth is, I'm leaving tomorrow. If we could go someplace--

It's okay. I'm okay.

- But I think I'm gonna-- - No, we mean it.

we'll be playing "Mandy" every hour on fhe hour here at Mellow 103.

“Oh damn, man, your boy’s a fag yo!”

Do you know what your problem is? It's like you're afraid to move forward.