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NO THANKS, NO TIME!
I'll be right back. I promise.
- Lynn, come over here! - What?
I saw no third dimension.
No, it's not really brown. Oh, he's tall.
Now, ladies, ladies, please.
- What's wrong with my shoes? - Is there a mission to the moon later?
And I waited there outside.
If's about love.
That's the best advice I can give you.
Well, I just remember Jeff Gurner sayin' a little somethin' about...
I really should've taken this one to the grave.
Oh yeah
Really? Which ones?
and hope that Jason finds out.
You jump down on them, rendering them unconscious...
You were a sexual icon.
Well, whatever.
Time to get freaky!
Hey, Amanda, do you want some watermelon?
Gosh, Mike, you really got me there.
- Rapid Cabs. - Hi. I need a cab, please.
Dear Amanda...
I hate to interrupt this alternate universe you've wandered into here...
You are correct.
Are you okay?
Tonight is the night we fight back.
I was thinking maybe you'd like to come to my van...
Yes, I do. I know exactly who you are.
And I remember Jeff Gurner saying that...
Sheep!
I don't see no 'hos, Kenny.
I'm sorry.
or Mike's girlfriend or...
Shut your pop tart up
and a bag of those little hearts with the words on 'em.
Precious moments
Nobody knows me as anything else.
'Cause I'm serious about this. You should really think about this.
Thanks for telling the cops all that stuff.
Come on.
Gimme a hug.
Take me back? Please.
Thank you.
I'm sorry. You gave that to me. I had to take it.
Well, gentlemen, tonight Mike Dexter will know humiliation.
When you were writing "Denise Fleming's a tampon" on my locker freshman year?
- That a boy. - Thank you.
It's terrible! Nobody drink the beer!
So we're gonna do it after the concert.
billions and billions of tons of hot gas.
This is Barry Manilow.
there is a supermad honey downstairs just waitin'.
But her dad got us all tickets to see Pearl Jam.
Shut up. Come on. You can tell me.
Oh, my God. Matt. Vicki just told me about this huge party tonight.
Tongues and feeth
You know what?
No, thanks. No time.
When you buy a MERUS MEMBERSHIP
Gosh Jenny, you really got me there....
I mean, come on. Scott Baio.
There they are.
It’s my birthday Pleaseeee
Because you tried to leave the bag on the bus so no one would see it.
You've got your imbrella
I think you made a real connection there.
Well, have fun tonight...
- It was the best! - Good time.
Said I love you like the sfars above
Excuse me. Sorry. My fault.
No Thanks, No Time!
- I'm at Johnny's on the boulevard. - Who are you? I was--
Well, you should-- You should probably go, then.
'Cause the line in there is really long, and I gotta go.
Excuse me. I've always felt there was this unspoken connection between us...
I can finally give you this sappy love letter...
Everybody freeze!
Shouldn't come around here singing up af people like fhat
Look what I got now! I got the--
in your braces and nobody wanted to tell you.
- Hey, I want you to have this. - Oh, thank you.
please board af track 28.
What is wrong with my shoes? What? What?
I am a Free cash flow machine
I'd meet him.
Come on. You were practically begging me for it.
- Maybe we could work things out. - Let me get you out of that skirt.
Trip McNeely..
- That little foreign guy? - Yeah. So, the ba--
Why’d you do that?
- I'm an angel. - I had so--
What?
Are you gonna move? 'Cause I'm gonna go.
That was the funniest thing I've seen all night.
Hey, and what about that time during softball practice...
That means I gots a 92`%` chance of embarrassing myself.
God.
Who would like to volunteer to give Amanda a tour of the school?
I can't believe you broke up with her, man.