Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Women with no curfew, women on the pill, and women--

strawberry pop-tart

You know what? That's really sweet.

Cops! Let's bail!

She's not supposed fo be wifh somebody else. She's supposed to be with me.

You know, exactly. We should be able to talk about these--

- Hey, Carl. - Hey, Preston. What's up, man?

You are a no-talent, posturing little smurf!

All I needed for another day

I just heard Mike Dexter and Amanda Beckett broke up.

And someone in there called me fag

- What? - Well...

Tear me a rug Take me back to fhe start

Yeah. He's kinda tall, sorta tall.

Hey, man. See if I contact you for the reunion.

ever since the first time I saw you when you were holding my favorite Pop Tart.

Yeah, why don't you go home, watch "Star Trek," Urkel?

And somebody called me a fag

They're all serious and shit.

You know what they say about women and trolley cars, right?

- She was a hip lady. - Hip chick.

And somebody in there called me an NBA CUP CHAMPION!

and take Polaroids of them in a lurid, naked embrace.

And he had this red bandanna...

Why don't you just walk away now and save yourself the embarrassment?

What would you think about a reunion?

We need to talk.

the very same breakfast pastry that I was consuming at that moment.

You're not gonna believe what they're doin', not 'cause I made it up...

Please. It was the first time I'd ever had a boyfriend.

Why y'all gotta waste my flavor? Damn !

Have you seen Amanda Beckett?

- I mean, after all, we're family. - Second cousins.

I don't think I'm gonna be drinking like that for a while.

We weren't meant to be, which sucks, but...

Heather I am a Sex machine

I am gonna hook up with someone at this party...

Allergic? To dancin'?

I know this song.

Everybody's wearing these.

- Maybe we should break up with them. - That's what I'm sayin'.

Why don't you take a look, okay? You're white!

But he's no Brad.

I do think there's such a thing as fate.

I shouldn't have said-- You know.

I was talking to somebody!

All right. This is it.

that they want you to watch 'em.

Hey, you stopped speakin' to me.

I’ll kick everyone’s ass in this room!

- Oh, man. That sucks. - Yeah.

I saved a special space for you to sign in the back.

Nobody eat the Mac and cheese the Mac and cheese has gone bad

She is dyin' to have sex with me.

What's that supposed to mean?

Does that made you some kind of expert?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

That kind of tipped me off.

Damn, woman. Why you gotta be such a ragin' bitch?

Amanda, I love you !

Yeah, of course it's your letter. I just--

Fire Photons You know what? My retainer looks like a Klingon warship.

And I'll hold you fight

I'll be the band dudes

This is great. This is just, just great.

Look, shut up about the dog, okay?

What is wrong with you people?

So she was kinda thinkin' that maybe we can spend the night, you know?

It's not like you hear fhe song "Mandy' on fhe radio every day.

And all of the sudden, I was, like, "Little Miss Popular."

- It's just-- - Really bad timing?

- Look. It won't take long. - My car broke down and I need to call--

Yo, I gotta have sex tonight.

- Way to go, man. - What the hell did I do?

- Your feet smell. - They do not.

These are Memories Frozen in time, people!

Hey, who wants to go in the hot tub with us?

Women, brol We're starin' into the future, here!

I've got this workshop with Kurt Vonnegut, and--

I wanna see you

What game plan?

- I heard about this party tonight. - Did you hear about that party, man?

Someone in there called me a fag...

Yeah, but she has some photo shoot in Fiji...