Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My countrymen find that troubling.
- A Pipe? “A Pipe.
Orbis unum. Yeah.
Zorro! Zorro!
You don't have to answer now...
I can handle him.
Fine.
- Follow me. - Always.
How could I be so stupid?
Excuse me, sir. A gentleman is here to see you.
Perhaps you just can turn around, eh?
Stay back! Or I break the kid's neck!
Perhaps a game of croquet would be less hazardous to your health.
Scorcher of a day, ain't it, kids?
I'm sorry, you're too late. The polls have already closed.
There shall be a land in the west of great power...
Is there anything I can say to make you leave?
...for your hospitality, count.
Right here.
God bless you, senor.
Citizens of San Mateo!
Aren't you forgetting something, estupido ?!
You must tell me how you met.
Wake up. I haven't had to ring that bell in three months.
No! Guillermo!
...that our state flag was raised for the first time.
...we have gathered here at historic Bear Point...
Your speech was incredibly moving, count.
I'm not going there to fight. I am going to reason with him.
Guards!
Oh, you remembered. How thoughtful.
I'll see myself out.
If you wish, I'll have him escorted out.
Don't let me interrupt the lesson, Father.
To stop being myself.
What exactly does he do?
NEPTA Posts have portrayed you as a man of impeccable character.
Do you know how lucky you are to have made it this far? Alive?
Alejandro! For God's sake, why can't you leave me alone?
You can't be in jail! How can you be in jail?! You gotta stop her.
The devoted wife of a wealthy don?
Then perhaps I can stay.
Until California's statehood becomes official...
The meeting may run late.
Guillermo! Guillermo.
Why, I nearly forgot we were still married only three months ago.
...for when a man asks a woman for her hand in marriage.
Please!
It wasn't my secret to keep. It belongs to all of us.
The only question is, who will claim victory?
Now keep your promise and go.
But you told me to make sure you didn't sleep past 2 today.
It does?
Before you do, my love, answer me one question.
Did you actually think...
It's unusual.
You can fall to your knees and beg me to take you back.
A word of advice, de la Vega:
It was beneath you to marry a peasant like me.
Isn't it possible our wives marry us...
Sol beg you...
- This hotel doesn't have a pool. - We have a fountain.
I promise.