Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's time.
Do not make me call your fathers.
and also for tax evasion.
sooner than you think, but only when she's ready.
Jeez, he couldn't eat a turkey unless you put it in a blender
- Is he tall? - I should get back to work.
Okay, well, you got the... that's a five.
Eat Protein and Carry On
Sir, you're calm, you're confident,
Oh, yeah, this is a giant, juicy, muscular Serena Williams but.
with a strong arm and a willing heart
Thanksgiving wouldn't be complete...
Well, in many ways, this could be the best thing that could happen.
Ice bucket challenge can suck my dick.
- This is the new face. - It's a beautiful face.
No, I got an email from that surrogate we met with.
Somewhere in the world there's a woman exactly my age
And Jonah's running for Congress in New Hampshire.
Needless to say, I did not have root canal.
We're gonna have a mut... let's get some meat on your bones.
Whip the vote. You understand that. Mommy's got to whip.
I'll get it.
Thanksgiving has always meant sharing the bounty
To be honest with you, sir, she's not looking real good.
I think Tom is up to something with Sidney Purcell.
Morning. Happy Thanksgiving.
like an alcoholic father who has just stepped on a Lego.
I value openness and straight talk.
There's gonna be a little swelling and of course a tiny bit of bruising afterwards.
Today's media-go-round was a tour De force.
- Where is the president? - James, do me a favor.
Any news on Sherman?
My rusty sheriff's badge?
It was a fucking panic attack.
It's got to be a pretty stressful time.
Eat Protein and Carry On
I just pardoned his stanky-ass turkeys,
No, Wendy's pissed.
Well, maybe you thought I was too busy
I know, ma'am.
- Oh! - Oh, I'm so sorry. How are you?
Goddamn panic attack.
- But... - Sounds like a big goddamn but.
You just got back from Nevada and you lost the recount.
but Fox says it with blonder hair and bigger tits.