Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like are they gonna hit the minibar tonight at their hotel?

Andrew, I'm a woman of my word

Happy Thanksgiving. Bye-bye. Oh, my God.

that we're closing up shop for the Thanksgiving holiday and we're monitoring

- Splett? - Splett.

- Wow. - It's okay. It's okay.

That is amazing.

to totally rock this shit. Amen.

It's idiotic, but it scares people into watching more news, right?

- I can't even look at her. - Yeah.

Ma'am, the salmonella outbreak has mushroomed.

of magnitude below statistical significance.

but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Now, do you or do you not understand me?!

I should add the turkeys were no longer there.

I also want to take this opportunity to introduce Congressman Bill Jaeger

willing to charge this machine gun nest,

Praise Jesus! Are you kidding me?

Sherman's dead.

So for dessert, there's apple and pecan pie. What would you like?

Forgive me, but you have to be nice to him.

Thank you so much. Happy Thanksgiving. Yes. What?

Well, they were bred to be eaten, so they'll probably collapse

Tell the South Korean PM I'll give her a call later this afternoon.

you mentioned things like zucchini and Atlantic City and Pfizer,

Doyle: So I've spoken to the president.

and travel here to be with

Great, why don't you send them right over to me?

You have had sex with both of my daughters.

Okay, she just had 10 years taken off her eyes.

Well played, ma'am.

I invite my friends to Thanksgiving dinner.

She still has a great rack, though.

If she wants me to do her bullshit,

- She can't make a statement. - You're fucking kidding me.

...and we can wrap up Michigan.

Maybe you should declare a state of emergency.

Next time you have a root canal, remind me.

Missouri's the largest turkey-producing state in the union.

I'll come and pester you to be back at your desk in an hour.

I hope I can count on your support in the upcoming vote.

- If you could please have a seat. Gary. - Dr. Abernathy.

she fucking hates you as do I.

and you have my word.

And I'll look 10 years younger.

I will bring you back human ears for a necklace.

Yes. We better go see the black-eyed pea.

I'm a MRSA infection. You don't get rid of Jonah Ryan.