Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's gotta be very impressive.
There will be a vetting process.
Bordello Bill is giving me advice.
House is like Caligula's room.
Say what, now?
- Who is this man? - Richard Splett.
Is that a tear in his eye
I'm fine, thank you. I'm just a little nervous, I have to confess.
with your balls stapled to a piano.
Or be quiet.
- It's Thanksgiving. - Please don't make me.
Can I talk to you down here just a minute?
Listen to me, all right? I'm not asking you, I am telling you.
including New Hampshire Congressman Harry Sherman.
Right now, though, I'd like to bring up Dr. Robert Weinberg
Oh, my God. Would you look at this?
- from Cornell University. - No, you don't.
You just stay hidden, okay? Doctor's orders, right?
Not this time. Big Mike has a surprise.
in a hospital near his home in his beloved state of New Hampshire.
You seeing this?
but if you don't press charges, he's gonna kill you someday.
- You're here. - I'm here to assist the president.
- I've got it. - Easy.
What the fuck? You're not answering your phone?
Yeah.
I want to be considered for Secretary of State.
Reporter: Mike, why won't she give a statement?
Listen, I will go out there with my golden boy smile,
Ooh, uh-oh. I know that number.
I mean, he doesn't have any academic qualifications to speak of.
- Should I make a statement? - No, that's not a good idea.
Mom, so this is the famous White House mess.
After kids, probably still be a seven.
- Whip it good. What is that? - Devo.
you got to have one of these blue bad boys.
I do. That was just for in case you wanted someone to sit with you.
- See? They're both clients. - Well, what does it mean?
And I'll be honest with you. I don't think you're being honest about being honest.
Ow! Oh, my God, that hurts so much.
I'm fucking with you. Come on, let's go.
- Fuck! - What?
Come on.
- Sorry.
Oh, sir, you're here now. Good.
- What do you think? - Oh, yeah. You did great, ma'am.
Jesus, Mike. I'm gonna put a baby in you
He said your trip is playing really well.
I mean, have you no shame? Wait a minute, sweetie, I just figured it out.
hey, I'll be right back.