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But 2008 Dennis is in decline.
Maybe you didn't get it. I'm crazy 'cause I'm pricing the beer too low.
My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David.
I got both of you guys.
- That's a great character. - No, That's like a bad
casting call for a billboard? How have we not done this before?
I feel like I could find my true love here.
You know what, man? Screw this. I'm outta here.
What is that?
No Wisdom characters? Now that's interesting...
Your bird quit.
Yeah. Yeah, man. Plus, think about it.
Dennis Reynolds, 40 feet tall and shirtless.
in all of Philadelphia.
a sexually active person should have a rash.
I've never been turned on by a jaguar before.
I got a pretty good plan how to do this.
All right. Geez, relax.
I came back with beefcakes.
Well, I like to think I've been this handsome since birth,
Yes.
Well, okay, you take the girls, and I'll take Dennis and the dudes.
Okay, attention, ladies, gentlemen, hotties and beefcakes.
Frank, you disgust me.
This is what I do. I just talk into the camera about my life.
YOUS A BUNCH OF WHITE BOYS, RIGHT?
Okay, but after talking to a few of them,
When we need a child, we'll call you.
But then the casting director called, and they were, like,
- some sort of giant bird. - You look so much like a bird.
You know what I'm saying?
- How did you read my...? - ... Mind?
It is shit. This is a barnyard.
I think the problem here is that your body quit.
I don't like it, Charlie. I don't think it's funny.
- That happened. - So did I.
Wake up, donkeys.
They're about fame.
Your hands are in your pockets 'cause they're itchy?
I'm horrified that he's even here.