Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not bad.
That is shocking. There's actually money in there?
- Looking all my stuff. - Yeah.
Always Tommy.
to make a movie like this,
I got the results of the test back.
It's like 300 miles away.
- You don't clean it. - Fuck that, okay.
It doesn't work if you're looking at the camera.
What you think I speak to, ghost?
Wow. So many people.
Oh, hi Marlene
the making of The Room.
I hurt my foot.
His name is Mr. Tommy Wiseau.
Wish we could just make our own movie.
♪ Sing that song to me No reason to repent ♪
That we always push each other,
I like you. Very much.
Okay. Okay. Todd, can you roll it?
You wanna, you wanna do it?
Stella.
and we're having trouble finding this lumberjack role.
Exactly.
- It's gonna look really wet. - No. It's gonna look good.
Be very dramatic.
Yeah, you know. Sitcoms, drama, cop shows,
- Yeah... - How,
Next.
Who doesn't recognize that guy?
That fucking vampire-looking motherfucker.
Oh, my God. Greg.
Hi, Greg.
I did not hit her.
Wow. Everybody got lucky today.
Be optimist.
bit of water before the scene? I...
- Would you, can you... - That would, that would...
nobody believe in you, Greg.
Remember?
Okay? It's one in a million,
Are you fren 'lil kid?
It will be awesome.
Nasty stuff.
Yeah, you got me.
You can call my agency, United Talent,
I'm sure there was a Michelle and a Mike.
- Where is my fucking money? - I don't have any!
you know, like, romantic, or a scientist, or...
Yeah, I've... I just wanted to be in the movies.
And it makes me pass out.
Yeah, yeah. Rebel Without A Cause,
Let's go. Let's do it.
I'm sorry, my darling.
What?
And it's, like, you know when it's working or not,
But, uh, thank you anyways for the drink.
I never be able to make this movie without my best friend.
Yeah you're hard... It's not just that.
Okay. Um... um...
You want to do scene with me?
You're scaring me.
- Yeah. - No. No. This is absurd.
Come here. Tommy...
He's a complete idiot. I don't even think he's seen a movie.
Okay? You don't walk up to people's table and do this.
No, no. I insist.
Do you know?
- Yeah, I don't think so, man. - Let's do it.
♪ The rhythm of the night ♪
Ready, and action.
Bye, little kids.
He's too fucking cheap.
It's not true. I did not hit her. It's bullshit...
♪ If you can't Then it doesn't matter anyway ♪
Like your age. Like 15, 16 year old boy.
Have I seen you someplace before?
Ready, and, uh, action.
- Fuck! - Hey, hey, hey.
What line? What is line?
Like, do that. That stuff.
Been working?
- No, I'm like the goofiest dancer. - You have to do it!
♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪
And then he show them all.
- But he doesn't listen. - He show them all.
- Good. - Yeah.
Ready, and action.
- Movie? Nice! - Yeah.
Why you standing against the wall?
Greg, so you know about light too?
I'm not Santa Claus, all right?
the world would be a better place to live.
Do it for you, Greg.
You seeing anybody else?
It's like you say, Hollywood reject us,
- Here's our facility owner. - Hey, Bill.
- Can you believe it? - I can't, no.
- I sold you the equipment. - Yeah.
Huh? You know water, light, girlfriend.
- The breast cancer. - Breast cancer? No. It's twist.
Let's see, where does the money come from? Huh?
I'll miss him. Very much.
♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪
Hey.
- Be aggressive. - Yeah.
- Yeah. What you doing? - If you be he or his viceroy,
Yeah, this real Hollywood premiere, Greg.
And you play this other one with the Z.
Just my pied-à-terre.
You ready?
We'll show them. You'll see.
I wasn't... wasn't planning on it.
I say, “I don’t care”
Same thing, okay? You look great.
What do you mean, "It's coming?"
But after that?
Why are you so hysterical?
Pull on your trousers.
Yeah.
Yeah, could we just have a little
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
If you're not comfortable, tell me, okay?
Rob. Y-You're like a robot.
go do a bunch of st... uh, stuff you...
Wait, you... You have the money to make this?
Okay. Someone knock on door while you're riding horse.
Everybody want script. Don't be greedy, okay?
♪ The rhythm of my life ♪
It’s closures… always closures
Oh, I don't even want to get into that.
Are you kidding me? You're the star of the movie.
Yeah. All right.
You, you want me to play Mark in this?
let's just get a different reaction to the story, okay?
It's all right.
And, well, you know. It doesn't really get you that far.
Are you feeling good?
Oh, hi, Mark.
Whatever, you do great scene yesterday.
why would they do this to him?