Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

After everything he do for everybody,
- Yeah? - What is this movie about?
♪ Come on, swing it Come on, swing it ♪
Speed.
- What is it? - Just a little something.
Uh...
- I'm your age, Greg. - You're my age?
If you were to ask the five best
It'll be great drama.
Hey, I'm... I'm Greg.
Okay, I should really, um... Okay.
You already have agent, right?
she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
It's funny you mention that.
I thought... I didn't know what you were saying.
- I'm sorry. - I accept your apology.
Action.
Wow. Look at that. Don't be smart guy.
Uh...
How are you feeling? You excited? Nervous?
You heard of Konstantin Stanislavski?
The music.
Okay, great. Check gate.
Just, uh... Just have to get lucky, I guess.
- Hi. - Can I help you?
- Come on. - Hello! Hi!
Why you help me?
♪ The rhythm of my life ♪
I know. I know. But we can just, we can do it next week.
No, he not dead.
- Really? - Yeah.
yon iron bar is a swift conductor?
I just went to get ties.
I disagree.
Keep your shortcut in your pocket.
- Here you go. - That's me.
they lining up for their big shot.
That how it is. So now you know. Next time you make laughter,
And that I can maybe get the day off tomorrow.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Once. Uh... When I was little.
Today we take first steps on a great journey.
if you decide to shoot here in our studio.
- That's not true... - At least we have a closed set.
What?
Mom, just come give me a hug, please.
- Ready to roll. Set. Ready. And action. - Let's do it!
Um... I think... that about does her.
Action!
What's the matter?
- ...take it off your IMDB? - ...suck but...
Why? You poor?
- Don't be weird. Just do it. - Yeah, I'm... I'm...
where you don't laugh at the story. Okay?
Wait a sec. Who do you think you are?
Yeah. He's, he's stressed.
I definitely have breast cancer.
So, the story he's telling you,
- Be professional, do your job. - You do your job!
It's time.
When you not so busy.
Well, we'll shoot both on this film.
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
I want everyone to see. You especially.
What the f... Where are you looking?
just getting ready in my apartment.
You know, maybe I become big star.
I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys.
No. I'm not... I'm not thirsty either.
Well, let's go. Let's do it. No one be nervous. Come on.
- We can't. - We don't have time, Mom.
Dude, what... What are you doing? Why are you acting like this?
What I drive. What I say. What I do.
Tommy?
So I have first class this evening.
The accent threw me off.
The rules to the class are simple.
because it's so prohibitively expensive to own.
Next week we're shooting a scene where the boys get lost,
I have no room for three people in my place.
The actors, they cry every day.
Okay. Everybody hired.
Get out.
♪ Take me too, turn to And babe I'll make you stay ♪
What are you, nuts?
Oh, hey, I know him.
O... Okay. Yeah.
Why is this happening to me? Why?
Tommy.
After today, which one of ourselves will ever be same?
- Well, I've been watching you. - Watching me?
♪ The rhythm of the night ♪
- Impossible. I'm sorry. - Tommy.
Yeah? Good.
Yeah.
Human behavior. Betrayal. It applies to all of us.
Really. It where everything happening.
- Oh, hi. - How you doing, man?
I've ever seen in my life."
Okay.
- Okay... - ♪ Finally ♪
- It's perfect, man. - Yeah.
Do it like Shakespeare, but sexy.
He throw birds at them. Real birds!
"What if, what if they laugh at me or if I embarrass myself?"
Yeah. I know what a sonnet is.
You have to choose.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tommy Wiseau.
Just because you want it doesn't mean it can happen.
even if you have Brando's talent.
Yeah, The Room! Let's make a movie!
- Oh, sorry man... - Why don't you sit down, relax.
What?
I, I don't know. I, uh... I'm an actor...
When, um, when I, when I get up
Maybe you can join me some day.
This dress is so pretty.
I... I'm 26.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. We do this together.
He capture every comment. "Oh, yeah, Tommy weird."
- Great American game. - Yeah.
- Come on. - Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, cool.
- Don't worry. You take bedroom. - No. No, Tommy, no.
"Tommy like Frankenstein." "He like...
And we're also
One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad,
You did a great job yesterday.
Try not to fall asleep.
- Touchdown! - Touchdown!
You're way more attractive than that guy.
Wait till you see new script pages, Greg. You love it.
- Whoa! - Wow.
I stop you. I stop you right there.
- I'm right, aren't I? - What?
No, Tommy...
Exactly how I intend it.
♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪
Julie, are you okay?
- I can do it. It's fine. - All right, roll it.