Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah.
Okay, cool.
I thought... I didn't know what you were saying.
yon iron bar is a swift conductor?
I know. I know. But we can just, we can do it next week.
Well, we'll shoot both on this film.
I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys.
Action!
What?
I definitely have breast cancer.
And we're also
Wow. Look at that. Don't be smart guy.
- We can't. - We don't have time, Mom.
- Great American game. - Yeah.
- Come on. - Yeah. Yeah.
You already have agent, right?
Hey, I'm... I'm Greg.
just getting ready in my apartment.
- What is it? - Just a little something.
- Yeah? - What is this movie about?
- ...take it off your IMDB? - ...suck but...
Today we take first steps on a great journey.
Just, uh... Just have to get lucky, I guess.
- Ready to roll. Set. Ready. And action. - Let's do it!
Speed.
she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Why is this happening to me? Why?
I just went to get ties.
The accent threw me off.
And that I can maybe get the day off tomorrow.
You heard of Konstantin Stanislavski?
Wait till you see new script pages, Greg. You love it.
He throw birds at them. Real birds!
Yeah? Good.
Oh, hey, I know him.
Julie, are you okay?
Okay. Everybody hired.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tommy Wiseau.
The music.
How are you feeling? You excited? Nervous?
♪ Take me too, turn to And babe I'll make you stay ♪
Action.
- Really? - Yeah.
Yeah. He's, he's stressed.
Do it like Shakespeare, but sexy.
When, um, when I, when I get up
What?
Try not to fall asleep.
O... Okay. Yeah.
♪ Come on, swing it Come on, swing it ♪
Uh...
You know, maybe I become big star.
What are you, nuts?
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
- Be professional, do your job. - You do your job!
One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad,
- Don't be weird. Just do it. - Yeah, I'm... I'm...
Um... I think... that about does her.
I disagree.
You have to choose.
even if you have Brando's talent.
What's the matter?
where you don't laugh at the story. Okay?
Well, let's go. Let's do it. No one be nervous. Come on.
You did a great job yesterday.
- Touchdown! - Touchdown!
I want everyone to see. You especially.
- I'm your age, Greg. - You're my age?
Next week we're shooting a scene where the boys get lost,
- Oh, sorry man... - Why don't you sit down, relax.
Uh...
I've ever seen in my life."
Dude, what... What are you doing? Why are you acting like this?
So I have first class this evening.
It'll be great drama.
- Oh, hi. - How you doing, man?
This dress is so pretty.
- Hi. - Can I help you?
Get out.
Human behavior. Betrayal. It applies to all of us.
if you decide to shoot here in our studio.
- It's perfect, man. - Yeah.
The actors, they cry every day.
I have no room for three people in my place.
When you not so busy.
I... I'm 26.
Really. It where everything happening.
No. I'm not... I'm not thirsty either.
- Here you go. - That's me.
If you were to ask the five best
♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪
No, Tommy...
"Tommy like Frankenstein." "He like...
Okay.
The rules to the class are simple.
Maybe you can join me some day.
Tommy.
♪ The rhythm of the night ♪
- Okay... - ♪ Finally ♪
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Once. Uh... When I was little.
After today, which one of ourselves will ever be same?
Mom, just come give me a hug, please.
He capture every comment. "Oh, yeah, Tommy weird."
Okay, I should really, um... Okay.
No, he not dead.
Yeah, The Room! Let's make a movie!
- I'm right, aren't I? - What?
because it's so prohibitively expensive to own.
Wait a sec. Who do you think you are?
Keep your shortcut in your pocket.
- Come on. - Hello! Hi!
- Impossible. I'm sorry. - Tommy.
- That's not true... - At least we have a closed set.
"What if, what if they laugh at me or if I embarrass myself?"
You're way more attractive than that guy.
- Whoa! - Wow.
What I drive. What I say. What I do.
Why you help me?
Okay, great. Check gate.
Tommy?
What the f... Where are you looking?
It's time.
Just because you want it doesn't mean it can happen.
- I'm sorry. - I accept your apology.
I stop you. I stop you right there.
It's funny you mention that.
- Well, I've been watching you. - Watching me?
- I can do it. It's fine. - All right, roll it.
- Don't worry. You take bedroom. - No. No, Tommy, no.
Yeah. I know what a sonnet is.
That how it is. So now you know. Next time you make laughter,
they lining up for their big shot.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. We do this together.
Exactly how I intend it.
I, I don't know. I, uh... I'm an actor...
♪ The rhythm of my life ♪
So, the story he's telling you,
After everything he do for everybody,
Why? You poor?