HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Okay!
It was like wake-up call, you could say.
You are tearing me apart, Leeta
- All right. - Touchdown!
Like maybe a little Alicia Keys...
Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.
Okay. I guess we'll buy.
You finally get to see yourself on big screen.
"Two is nice, but three a crowd."
Okay.
Huh? You know everything.
- What are we, ten years old? - We pinky swear.
What?
Hahaha What a story, Mitchell.
♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪
Oh, my God. You should've seen your face.
a kid brother he was always looking out for.
Wow. You like monster, right?
What? Have you ever heard about someone
We made pact.
I fed up with the world.
Here, this for you.
'Kay.
Yep. It's here.
They don't understand me. They...
You're tearing me apart!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's Bryan fucking Cranston.
What... You're leaving now?
See? Almost to Los Angeles.
You understand why? Do you?
You know, he died just a little bit south of here.
- I'm sorry to hear this. - Yeah...
Uh, let us discuss...
All right. Great job.
Who's to say? Come on, forget about them.
Me?
I can't talk right now.
This guy with this fucking accent is from the bayou.
We go. Okay? Rolling?
I'm gonna call you right when I get in, okay?
You know, it would be great exposure.
Nobody give me chance.
Do something crazy. Use the bottle.
- Okay. - I just do ice cream.
Oh, no.
you at least have to pay for water.
You barely know this guy, you're moving in with him?
I'm sorry, we're not here to promote
Yeah.
I'm not...
Look like... Baby Face.
Now you're riding horse.
This town, Greg... They don't want me.
You look so sexy Lisa.
Can we ask you something?
- Moment to moment. Not plastic. - I knew you'd like it, man.
- Tommy. - Yeah, question?
so can you, man.
Maybe Johnny Depp available.
I did not hit her. I...
- You don't like Shakespeare? - Sir, I need you to leave.
I say, “I don’t care”
- Bye, lovebirds. - Bye, Denny.
Do you?
because I can't tell at all.
Yeah, he's emotion.
♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪
Then what are you gonna do?
But, you know, he's, he's, the director too.
- You watch the show? - No.
This Marcus. I hire him to documentary
I gave you everything.
Uh. Whoa.
More spray. More spray.
Why, Lisa, why, Lisa? Please talk to me. Please.
Come on. Take from your real life.
Just wanna say good luck, man. You're gonna do great.
Oh, hey, guys.
Bella
- This is like, it's crazy. - All right.
A better looking friend he was always jealous of.
Yeah, Tommy. Sure.
He show up yet?
What? No. No way. Make my butt look good.
- All right. - All right, let's see.
- I have no idea. - Weird time to laugh.
- Little boy. - So good!
Even the worst day on a movie set
Tommy, are you... You're being serious right now?
And this my life.
What am I doing in an office making
I'm, I'm playing, like, a lumberjack.
Where have I been? You know,
- You want me to turn? - Hmm.
- There's rain and wind going. - Yeah.
- Goddamn it! - No. God, please, no!
Action!
Gain weight. Would you do that for a role?
I'm very talented,
- It's 100 degrees in... - Makeup!
Oh, my God.
It would take hours, man.
What a story, Mark.
Where's Sandy and Raphael?
What... Okay.
And this guy come over, Chris R.
Guy run red light, and smash.
Yes, Greg.
- Why? - We have Todd now.
- Good day, Mark. I misseth you. - That was great!
You can go in there.
- No, not at all. - Then what, Greg?
♪ Think of me and burn And let me hold your hand ♪
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I, I... I can... I'm not married to it. I can... Okay.
What these friends Greg have.
We're gonna need five more minutes for lighting.
- Yeah. All right. See ya. - All right. Bye!
Take three's up.
So today, you be first one.
Baby Face.
- Yeah, I know the schedule. - Right.
I got it!
You made that.
I... I didn't mean it like that.
That was like Shakespeare.
In real life theater.
So listen. I know, I know this is last minute, but, um..
Possum biting Cleveland’s penis Possum biting Cleveland’s penis
- What about you, though? - I've been good.
Tommy, please!
Turn off these lights!
No, Tommy. No way. I'll just take the couch.
Good job. All right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
- Love this song! - Oh, yeah, you...
Yeah, yeah, he's, uh... That's a good word for it.
- It's complicated. - Greg, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It'll be fine.
- Oh, show emotion. - Yes.
There not enough people.
A very fine rod. I dare say.
I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi, Mark.
Okay, sorry.
Just trust me.
Uh, Tommy. So, um...
Honey, I am so excited to come see your play.
Favor. You always ask for favor.
You better lick fast.
It's from Johnny.
You guys hear that?
You think you have long hair, you own the world?
We gotta get going, okay? We're already four hours behind.
Greg, Greg, have you lost your mind?