Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It has withstood, like, ten years.

Here we go. "Why?"

Okay. Is everything all right?

Uh, Zechariah. Zechariah.

Where is my fucking money?

So there this guy Johnny. A true American hero.

Things be going crazy.

Let's do it. Okay, Todd.

Makeup, come fix this disgusting body.

Wow. Look at you.

- Yeah. - Okay.

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

Rule to my class are simple. Work hard. Show up on time.

Fine. More spray.

We give you love and affection, don't we?

Yeah. Hey, if I can have a career in this business,

♪ Please think again I'm on my knees ♪

♪ You will never understand it 'Cause it happens too fast ♪

It doesn't work like that.

Okay. Got it here.

- Favor, favor. - Yes.

He like vampire rapist."

I'll do anything for my girl.

Everybody betray me!

And don't be Brando today. You might hurt yourself.

Must ask you again, don't talk about me.

You are tearing me apart, shanie!

Yeah, do... do what you gotta do.

- You wanna just keep rehearsing? - Sure, sure.

Could we maybe just put on some music to get in the mood?

My mind! Can't think.

All right, fuck it. All right. Let's do this shit.

you should come over and say hello, or, or whatever.

You have to be talented.

And they are not grateful.

♪ I can too ♪

You know what, that what villain do.

Don't worry about these people.

It look good. I know how it look.

I love burrito.

Well, that's pretty obvious to me.

That's the idea?

- Wow. - ♪ Hit it ♪

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

I'm sorry, sir. Is everything okay now?

Well, I think you're gonna find everything

You want a drink or something?

Why is he laughing?

I'm not scary guy.

Pull on your trousers.

Do you... Do you understand how hard it is?

Wow. Happy birthday.

- Lunch! - Yeah.

- Hi! - Why is he driving a Mercedes?

Great one. Great take, everyone.

Anyway, how's your sex life?

- Okay, okay. - Cut, cut, cut.

Okay. Everyone, gather around.

I... I wanna feel that, too.

God, forgive me.

Dude, just cause I'm moving out

Driver, slow down.

All right. No. Start it over.

Uh... Let's uh, let's roll with tail slate.

Tommy, that felt fucking amazing, man.

His whole life people tell him,

We call best friend Mark.

done something like that?

Greg, damn it! Why you throw this tricky stuff?

We should move to Los Angeles.

in the head and blow your brains out.

- Hi, Mark. - Hey, Tommy.

You know what, that's it. I'm pulling the plug.

- See you at the car? - Okay.

Okay, that's great. Now, we're at top of mountain.

♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪

What the fuck am I doing?

Yeah, that one. You know, Louisiana.

I'm tired. I'm wasted. I love you, darling.

I know. You're always at that, um...

Good look, good job, many friends.

it's like all I can think about is, uh,

- You're right. You're right. - There not enough people.

But you'd need, twice the crew, uh... twice the equipment,

On Friday, they premiere our movie.

- This is weird. - Who buys equipment?

- Well, The Tempest? - Yeah.

You, you say one thing, he says another and everybody...

Tommy Wiseau. Hi.

- Wow, what a question, my God. - That's a personal question,

Wait. Wait. Wait. Cut, cut. What is this?

People aren't doing that about whatever won the Oscar

and that we will never forget dream.

filmmakers in the world right now

That's easy part.

I don't want to do none of the bullshit.

My God, you're behind the schedule.

Well, yeah, it's a huge role. Are you... Are you sure you...

Okay. We make American movie with American discount.

my brain at 3am

You're not dying, Mom.

- I've never... - Oh, my God.

Okay. So modest, this guy. Come on, you're on your way.

Come on, Greg. Come on, Greg.

Uh, well, thanks, man.

Tell me where my fucking money is, Denny.

- I don't know. I didn't... - You see, Greg...

- What? - Okay, um...

Nobody like me, Greg.

Come down here, Baby Face.

Why? Why is this happening to me?

Let's roll camera, roll sound. Scene 109, take one.

Sorry I late. Traffic crazy.

I want my Own Planet