Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right. No. Start it over.

Fine. More spray.

God, forgive me.

Anyway, how's your sex life?

done something like that?

What the fuck am I doing?

Let's roll camera, roll sound. Scene 109, take one.

- This is weird. - Who buys equipment?

Why? Why is this happening to me?

- You're right. You're right. - There not enough people.

in the head and blow your brains out.

You have to be talented.

You're not dying, Mom.

I'm not scary guy.

- I don't know. I didn't... - You see, Greg...

Rule to my class are simple. Work hard. Show up on time.

Driver, slow down.

So there this guy Johnny. A true American hero.

Do you... Do you understand how hard it is?

Well, that's pretty obvious to me.

You want a drink or something?

Tell me where my fucking money is, Denny.

Let's do it. Okay, Todd.

♪ This is the rhythm of my life ♪

Makeup, come fix this disgusting body.

and that we will never forget dream.

- Hi! - Why is he driving a Mercedes?

Everybody betray me!

Yeah, do... do what you gotta do.

♪ The rhythm of the night ♪

We should move to Los Angeles.

I know. You're always at that, um...

That's easy part.

He like vampire rapist."

It has withstood, like, ten years.

I love burrito.

filmmakers in the world right now

- What? - Okay, um...

Yeah. Hey, if I can have a career in this business,

- Favor, favor. - Yes.

Well, yeah, it's a huge role. Are you... Are you sure you...

And don't be Brando today. You might hurt yourself.

It doesn't work like that.

Okay. So modest, this guy. Come on, you're on your way.

Great one. Great take, everyone.

Pull on your trousers.

Uh, well, thanks, man.

Why is he laughing?

Things be going crazy.

- Well, The Tempest? - Yeah.

Dude, just cause I'm moving out

Wait. Wait. Wait. Cut, cut. What is this?

- You wanna just keep rehearsing? - Sure, sure.

Come on, Greg. Come on, Greg.

Uh, Zechariah. Zechariah.

I want my Own Planet

And they are not grateful.

♪ You will never understand it 'Cause it happens too fast ♪

You know what, that what villain do.

Don't worry about these people.

You know what, that's it. I'm pulling the plug.

People aren't doing that about whatever won the Oscar

That's the idea?

My mind! Can't think.

All right, fuck it. All right. Let's do this shit.

On Friday, they premiere our movie.

Okay. Is everything all right?

Sorry I late. Traffic crazy.

Wow. Happy birthday.

you should come over and say hello, or, or whatever.

Good look, good job, many friends.

- I've never... - Oh, my God.

I'm tired. I'm wasted. I love you, darling.

I don't want to do none of the bullshit.

Could we maybe just put on some music to get in the mood?

- See you at the car? - Okay.

Wow. Look at you.

Come down here, Baby Face.

I... I wanna feel that, too.

Okay. We make American movie with American discount.

We call best friend Mark.

Nobody like me, Greg.

Okay. Got it here.

His whole life people tell him,

I'll do anything for my girl.

I'm sorry, sir. Is everything okay now?

Must ask you again, don't talk about me.

it's like all I can think about is, uh,

Where is my fucking money?

Greg, damn it! Why you throw this tricky stuff?

Okay. Everyone, gather around.

Tommy Wiseau. Hi.

- Lunch! - Yeah.

We give you love and affection, don't we?

- Wow, what a question, my God. - That's a personal question,

Yeah, that one. You know, Louisiana.

My God, you're behind the schedule.

♪ Please think again I'm on my knees ♪

- Okay, okay. - Cut, cut, cut.

- Wow. - ♪ Hit it ♪

Tommy, that felt fucking amazing, man.

You, you say one thing, he says another and everybody...

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Hi, Mark. - Hey, Tommy.

Uh... Let's uh, let's roll with tail slate.

my brain at 3am

Well, I think you're gonna find everything

You are tearing me apart, shanie!

Okay, that's great. Now, we're at top of mountain.

♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

But you'd need, twice the crew, uh... twice the equipment,

Here we go. "Why?"

♪ I can too ♪

It look good. I know how it look.