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Get this claim processed!
Huh, maybe if I had a backstory?
No. No, it's not there.
It was an accident, I swear!
Great, I'm heading out now if you want to come with.
Yeah, with the shovel he was murdered with.
Lin, what are you doing?
So I was, ah... swatting at it.
Now for our next fraud, I'm thinking lightning.
What's for lunch today?
Uh-oh, Dad, look out. There's a ladybug!
aren't they, buddy?
Six thousand low-fold dispenser napkins for $58?
Your-your really nice house is gone!
I knew that.
Uh, this is Chase. He's from the insurance company.
I'm a firestarter and a jinx.
Yeah, where passengers sit.
Yeah, and they're two-ply.
that probably was there, right?
Yeah, uh, you know what? Never mind.
Oh, thank you, Mort,
My cut?
Look, you all go home
Fine.
I'm too scared to ride coffin.
Take that, po-po!
You'll never hear from me again!
Turn one way and stick with it, Tina.
- to get us out of this. - Huh! Huh! Huh!
are you gonna wait here or come back?
Better go check on her.
My good buddy odorless kerosene
Chase, you can't be serious...
You got to crash a car and burn down a house!
Or is that another lie?
And we were gonna give 'em snorkels, but, uh...
I would kill for that hairline.
Why would you let me around fire?
Look, we're getting our car back tomorrow.
So we don't need any more rides, Mort.
Oh, my God, it's bad.