Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, why? Why couldn't I say yes?
- How you doing? - Good to meet you.
It's the only time I can remember ever feeling really ...
So, what's going on out here? Lawn party?
- Hey, how you doing? - I'm okay.
- A donor. - A donor?
That's your mom and me in Our Town.
My sister. She bounces.
It meant something to me.
You know how they say elephants never forget?
Or The Importance of Being Earnest. I can't tell.
Come on, introduce me to the lucky guy.
Oh, no.
I was literally the poster boy for that sort of thing.
You know, Che Guevara, he used to --
- Sarah. - This is gonna be fun.
What? Wait -- Wait just one -- So, what --? What are you --? What are you saying?
Look, I realize it's a bit awkward, given, well, everything.
... ran off with this guy, got pregnant ...
See ...
Because she loved me.
- Wanna have sex? - Excuse me?
I know. I gotta get back myself. I got this ball to go to.
... was the most interesting character in the film.
- But a great weekend. - Yeah.
I don't -- I just sort of ...
Then there's the day that Annie accidentally ate a bug in one ...
You look sensational, kid.
- This is my fault. - I wanna talk to Sarah !
You haven't lived till you've been through one of those.
Thank you, Grandma.
Ex-Beau.
Oh, yeah?
Yes. They do.
Oh, I'm married, I'm married, I'm married.
That's George Hamilton.
Lived abroad a while
I'm sorry. I can't believe I just did that.
Since when did you become afraid of flying?
I've never even met the guy.
- Good. - No. No, no.
- Yes. - Did you ask him?
... Dustin Hoffman's character in The Graduate was Benjamin Braddock.
- He is cute. - My God, I'm getting married tomorrow!
... while I'm off dancing at some fabulous, exciting ball.
Are we through here?
Okay.
I'm sorry. I can't give out that information.
My parents had a house down there.
Excuse me.
You know. He wrote that book that caused all that flap.
- Well, how did you figure yourself out? - Well, I screwed up a lot.
Good coffee.
Well, you know ...
It's me.
I don't think we should announce our engagement and steal her thunder.
Everything -- Everything's very clear to me now.
... that you've created, taken public and sold in less than 10 years.
You wanna talk about Katharine Ross?
Annie. How --? Gosh, how are you feeling?
I know one thing, I'd take her to a Rams game if they were still in L.A.
Don't believe everything you see in the movies.
- Grandma, what is wrong with me? - There is nothing wrong with you.
Annie. Honey.
With him.
- How could I possibly know? - Because you know everything.
To answer that, you'd have to know who I was.
In the name of God, I pronounce you husband and wife.
Yeah.
Except for that freaky little baby toe of yours.
... who is the real Benjamin Braddock and who is the real Mrs. Robinson.
This summer, I think I'm gonna go to Idaho and fish the Big Wood River.
- Okay, guys. Fly safe. - We will.
Mrs. Richelieu, are you trying to seduce me?
- Beau Burroughs' office. - Hi, this is Jeff Daly again.
I'm not afraid of flying. I love to fly.
He's smart and he's funny and he's --
How can a professional league ...
Sarah?
Daddy, this is Jeff.
Goodbye.
After I drop full stimmy on Powerball
- I was just ... You know. - Yeah.
... but that didn't stop all of Pasadena from doing what it does best: gossip.
- All right. Let me make a proposal. - Oh, boy.
Hey, Beau. Patterson's here.
Why did you come down here, Beau?
We might see monkeys.
So drink up ...
Hi.
You've -- You've slept with my mother and my grandmother.
- Yeah. - Just remember to keep breathing.
Oh, I Am Press. I'm The Press.
- Blunt testicular trauma. - What?