Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, God. I'm sorry.
I didn't even know that she was engaged.
It's nice to know I still have loyal readers out there.
Yes.
I have happiness staring me right in the face, and what do I do?
... but what happened that weekend in Cabo?
... the paper every day to read your obituaries. I'm thrilled I'm not in it yet.
Is that your real hair color?
I've spent time with him.
- Excuse me. - Sorry.
- What? What? - My shoe fell off. It's okay.
You're looking well.
Where are we?
And I didn't exactly love your grandfather, God rest his pickled soul.
I don't feel the conservative cause has been hurt. Twenty-five ...
You're gonna have to stop doing that.
What kind of a maid of honor am I?
There's the alley that Bobby Miller told me I was ugly.
Hi.
You're just having a pre-midlife crisis.
All right, that's -- You guys can stop now.
So, what's next?
Blake is not my biological son.
... when Jocelyn --
And accomplished.
You're not gonna say, This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship?
I know. I'm sorry. I know, I did that.
... which means either you arrived early or ...
- What would she do? - Just give me a hug.
The ...
- Get me an ashtray while you're at it. - Yes, ma'am.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I called you a sick man.
There he is with Charlie Webb. I forgot those two were friends.
No, God !
- This is about you. - You're goddamn right it is.
- Want me to go out and do it again? - No. No.
Is that why you married him?
Bow clip, ribbon ...
All right, I'm in here. Oh, but you're down the hall to the left.
... and before this company of friends ...
Do you remember any men she may have been associated with then?
It's gonna be all right. Okay?
... who I think she ran off with.
Okay, fine.
You have a child ! You have a son. You are a sick man.
Maybe every girl in my family has to sleep with you.
Did an enormous amount of drugs.
- What was that? - Turbulence.
Maybe we're both just chasing ghosts.
I can't ask him. If he doesn't know, it would kill him.
Your mother did not get sick from her wedding vows.
- So, what was that all about? - What?
Charlie Webb. Why --? Why does that name sound familiar?
I mean, I don't like tennis.
- Okay. - Okay.
- I love you, Annie. - I love you too.
- Nice to see you. - I'm really not interested.
- Earl. - Daddy --
Are you getting cold feet?
Sorry about that.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my privilege to introduce to you ...
- Yours? - No. I'm -- I'm driving.
If we have a daughter ...
- No, I'm okay. - I thought she was in New York.
Who?
I hear the trout up there are as big as Buicks.
Really? Yeah, they do. They get swollen.
Doodled Grandma.
Those were probably the three happiest days of my life.
- We'll see. I'm sorry -- - Go, go, go. Go. Go.
With free agency the way it is today ...
Why don't you just turn. Turn a little bit.
But Mary Beth doesn't have a daughter.
- No, it's not. - Of course it is.
There it is! Based on the novel by Charles Webb.
Wine, good. You know, any travel anecdotes ...
... and whatever you do, do not bring up Vietnam.
- She only wants to talk to Sarah ! - She wants to talk to Sarah !
- God, I wonder if my dad knows. - Please --
No, they were closed. I wanna try again.
- Beau Burroughs? - Yes. And ...
Sarah, I have an idea. You go with me?
- Right. He's in from Africa. - No, it was Asia. I was in Asia, Dad.
- I got it. - Oh, my God. I mean, my mom ...
Joined an ashram.
- And don't call me Grandma. - Oh, I'm such a mess.
I've been dealing with Ken Patterson on this. I've been pounding him.
And the movie.
- No. - Then you are a sick man.
Are you okay?
You're unbelievable. How did you find all that out?