Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. Yeah, she was beautiful.
- Okay. - Thank you.
Which, in the winter of 1997 ...
The one talking to the woman with the back cleavage?
Mom always had the softest hands.
Yeah, as in not go.
I have perfectly warm feet.
Ms. Huttinger.
Grandma?
Jeff, I'm so scared.
- Why does it keep doing that? - Because we're in an airplane.
Why are we so different?
She found out she was pregnant and left the love of her life ...
... he was best friends with Beau Burroughs ...
- Wow, I don't know how you do all this. - It's fun.
If you shut the door, I understand, but I really hope that you don't.
- Earl. - Call me from New York.
- I'll say it again. It's me. - It is not the truth. Hello.
No one was aware of the bride's little fling.
Without any prime suspects, however, interest in the scandal quickly faded.
I'm so excited. Aren't you excited? I'm so excited I could scream.
I hate me right now. I'm -- I'm insane.
Will you please call me when you find out?
Hey, Mr. H. Seen Sarah?
It's just, when he asked me to marry him ...
My God, I'm gonna need so much therapy
Earl.
Get in line, kid.
I'm the most screwed-up person in the world.
She did?
We can't get Sterling roses for the centerpieces. What about pink or white?
What happened that weekend with Mom?
Welcome back. I thought you were coming home next week.
... has absolutely no meaning to you.
That's her choice. It's fine. It's fine.
Well, actually, I write the -- The wedding announcements ...
Me too.
"Come in," "I'll put on a pot of bourbon."
- Hello. - Hi. I need you to do something for me.
I need to say something to you.
My mom had an affair before her marriage.
... and I didn't need to know.
Both Goldman and Morgan Stanley are drooling to take this public.
I have nothing in common with my family ...
- Great, great. - Yeah? Scared?
... how on planes your -- Your fingers get all swollen.
Oh, no. No, no.
Whoa, Jesus.
Vai a giocare con il tuo pisello
- Sorry. - No.
- Oh, my God. - What?
You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family.
... followed by a three-mile jog, then a quick swim.
I think I would feel safer if that guy was sitting up here instead of me.
Did that seduction scene really play like that in real life, or was that a ...?
"Come in," "I'll put on a pot of bourbon."
-la abuela
Aren't you?
You know, I can see a lot of her in you.
Beau, your 100 will be 2 billion in 18 months.
You think I'm too old for you, don't you?
- Now, that's a movie. - Oh, I loved that movie.
- Can I borrow your phone? - Find anything?
I wanna marry you.
Now, my dad still thinks that this is tremendous fun ...
Okay.
Ruin her life?
All right. Thank you.
... but I suppose The Dropout would've made a lousy title.
The following spring, a book was published.
I didn't know where else to go.
She convinced herself she was adopted.
- Thanks. - Thank you.
What's up?
Did you sleep with my mother?
That's Pasadena. That's what happens when you give people everything ...
Your mother and I were just gaga for him.
- So Beau Burroughs? - Oh, right.
Did you sleep with him?
- Bye. - Bye, Dad.
Let's -- Let's cheer you up, okay?
I don't know. I thought something might have happened to you ...
- That was you? - You broke my heart.
Bye.
... not have a team in the country's second-largest market?
- Jeff. Jeff. - Yeah.
... they come to Los Angeles.
... peaceful.
Five minutes with your feet over your head ...
You are not a pilot. You do not know that.
Oh, sorry. My bad, my bad.
... somebody slipped one past the goalie, you know what I mean?
Ever since we were little, we'd hold our breath as we drove through them.