Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To this day, I still get a monthly copy

Will you please sto...

"Hey, dew-kissed flower, what's up?"

but you constantly say and do irritating things.

I turned down a part in a movie last week.

You just went to the bathroom.

They gave me two tickets. Bernadette can't go.

We were making fun of failed careers.

That was the closest I've come to sex

she doesn't think you're right for her.

You want to come with me?

Thank you, Sheldon.

Seriously, I was talking to Bernadette last night and...

Why are you getting annoyed?

I'm an astronaut, and you know it.

and a little surprised that you'd rather sit at home

but safety concerns went out the window two apple juices ago.