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You were wrong, friend Howard.
I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
but my DNA gets mixed with the ape's DNA
Uh, that doesn't sound good.
How about in the car?
I have an eidetic memory.
You're the reason I'm doing it! I said
that I may end up in South America.
Hi. Hey, buddy.
No.
Your words fall like acid rain
with photographs of nude fat women bending over.
and just burn through your savings,
At least they talked about you on Letterman.
Are you sure?
and I end up running around with giant gorilla hands and feet.
You can visit your mom,
Well, with that sorted out,
Just tell her what I'm really like.
As a counterpoint, here he is, uninvited and visibly sweaty.
undergrad in a leather jacket
Aw... Thank you.
Thanks again for taking me to the pharmacy.