Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it really gave our sex life the edge.

that scientists still don't quite understand the ramifications of.

-Right? -[groans]

I hear what you're saying

Silent Treatment

-so the studio got cocky. -How do you know all this?

That was the whole story.

No, it's not! Because that means my dads weren't enough for me, and they are!

Maybe that's the first thing we'll talk about when I meet her.

and dedicated her life to knowing things about me and caring about me.

Like an omelet bar at a mongoose convention,

Not to mention the rude 'tude of you two dudes, while this prude...

Your mother? What do I look like, Josh Radnor?

and he's going to be sweet and smart and a phenom on the clarinet,

Glad to hear my mother was a "nutter" and "a good lay."

-That might have-- -[Hollyhock] BoJack!

-The campaign. -Exactly.

Turn off all the lights when you're going to sleep, all of the lights.

And since no one ever found a body,

I bet she's still in that same apartment in the Valley. What a dump!

and got confused why Marcy would wear a summer dress

[Officer Fuzzyface] No!

Because right now, it seems like no one's doing you.

Would you allow fracking in your own backyard?

-Was that her? -Ugh! No.

What the frack? Why not? You gotta do you, girl.

-This isn't sexy for me-- aaah! -Did someone say "busy day"?

but I never knew what it was.

Hmm. Have you considered impregnating a younger woman?

What do your dads say when you cry?

[Marcy] Season eight, episode four.

It wastes vital seconds we'll never get back?

You must fertilize that precious ovum now or it will disintegrate into nothingness.

and I will try to be more conscientious of your needs.

We're doing a presser in 30. Go downstairs, get some breakfast.

[sighs] Well, who else is on this list?

and he's going to all of a sudden say something so insightful and true