Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[chiming] -No! [grunts]

I can't offer you parental guidance or advice or love or support

He could win. People do love fracking.

-Take this. -Okay.

I'm loving this conversation but I have to go the bathroom now,

Either you shut up and be pretty, or your approximation of that,

-Well, I'm sorry if I embarrass you. -Oh, come on.

Well, let's just say it's more than Harry Potter movies,

-I'm hugging my mother. -Wow.

they wouldn't allow it in their own backyards."

Did you see the new CNN poll this morning?

Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪

Should we do something about the fire?

but do you have to be the pro-fracking candidate?

So in conclusion, I don't think California is the greatest state in the country.

If you're gonna be a baby, stay here for the night.

-on the subject of fracking. -Drill away.

so your solution is to air your dirty laundry for everyone to see.

Diane? Can I talk to you in your office for a minute?

Let me be the first to tell you: I'm bad news.

Thank you, Tonya. I know we've had our differences,

Well, that-- that's good advice, right?

♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪

Don't tell me to calm down or call me ma'am!

for that tiny sliver of mint in the smoothie of dogshit

-All right! -Take the couch and be quiet.

I always say, you gotta do you.

- "iOvulate"? - Let's hope so!

I don't need a mom.

CNN released a poll today, and for the first time ever,

I'd be careful with that faucet, the water comes out very hot

-Well, unless I win. -Right.

-Wait, I'm not really-- -What if we try...

And what was the first appearance of the Horse's identical cousin?

Now, mere hours ago your wife, Diane Nguyen,

♪ Back in the '90s I was in a very famous TV show ♪

-Just get breakfast! -All right!