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-Diane, you look sad. -We were kind of in the middle of--
but I was so head over heels in love with your father
♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪
So you tell me, is 36 below 35 or is it above 35?
Oh. You don't have to leave right away.
-Your lawyer, he's good? -The best.
Carla Mercedes Benz... Brown.
-Go, go! Oh, God! -I'm going!
for non-me being weirded out by this conversation-related reasons.
Not all of them, just the ones you didn't see
-Pull over the car. -No.
I put a Pop-Tart in the microwave!
Oh, I get it. So like always, you're mad at someone,
-Drop out of the race. -Because your needs are important.
but seeing you always leaves me weak in the knees.
Child, no. I had the abortion.
Can I meet her? Where is she?
At least until we find your mom.
What's going on down here?
Aaah! How could you let him do this?
It's all right, it's not your fault. Making food is impossible.
I usually finish faster.
Diane, I know. I'm sorry about the trucks, but you didn't give me much choice.
"BoJack's half of the abortion."
-For Philbert? -For Philbert.
I can't wait for it to be over so things can go back to normal.
We could have had a family together for 18 loving years.
Anyway, everyone who isn't me needs to shut up right now.
the only fracking that's going to be happening
No, I want to do it with this woman.
-Diane wrote that? -Damn.