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I was at poles I was buying a lap dance
Well, I guess you can plow my driveway.
bad neighborhood
I was at poles I was buying a lap dance
and be the best damn Barney you can be.
Your wife? [ Imitates Whipcrack]
[ Gasping, Yelling ]
you'll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac. [ Chuckles ]
Hmm.
followed by extended periods of gettin' it on.
BART! THAT CAR BELONGED TO BONNIE AND CLYDE!
## [ Imitating Beat Box ]
and this flashy jacket.
Ooh. [ Gasps ] Wow!
I wish I was a hero.
Uh, all of them.
[Gunshots]
Do you come with the Parmigiano?
- These look like teeth marks. - I thought there was chocolate inside.
Dad, have you considered buying cheap commercial time on Channel 92?
[Whistle Blowing]
[ Slurping ]
[Marge Chuckles]
- A beer on the house. - Wow, Moe!
[Man #2 Chuckles] I "snow" what you mean.
My prices are so low You'll think I've suffered brain damage
Well, wishing won't make it so.
Io che ti mostro i miei abomini orticoli La tua reazione onesta
we'll come up with a commercial that can save your business.
Arnie, please. The ski conditions.
I was wrong about you buying that truck.
[ Man ] Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.
## [ Singing Aria ]
- Harvard, here I come. - Psst, Barney.
Hey, this old girl's as sure-footed as a mountain goat.
- How do you think he'll do, Moe? - I think he'll do just fine.