Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

UncIe Jesse, we're between a rock and a hard pIace.

You in troubIe, Mary Kaye?

-I sure was, for 20 Iong, underpaid years. -What happened to your sense of justice?

And, in Atlanta, it's Quirt McQuade, and most everybody knows it.

What's she doing on a back mountain road that don't see a car in two or three hours?

But, under the circumstances, Luke don't mind being called a poor sport.

Come ahead, Sheriff. There ain't nobody getting past me.

I don't rightIy remember what I did with it.

And, anyway, Andy's famiIy is happy it's over.

You're gonna have to take it.

-What is it? -Moonshine.

-I did, earIy on. -So am I.

PIus, enough to cover the rate of infIation figured at about 10% a year.

The onIy thing we've seen you midwife is a coupIe of goats and two mares.

If we throw it out, they'II stop to pick it up.

Now it Iooks Iike he Ioves my whiskey, too.

I don't waste no Iove with them Dukes, but I won't have shooting in my county.

I ask you boys not to hauI moonshine. And what do you do?

-Ain't that iIIegaI? -They're running in that bIue PIymouth.

I'm in hot pursuit, Sheriff, and cIosing.

And that's okay.

-What? -Keeping you from doing your job.

Now, Rosco. Don't make me teII you twice.

Well, in Chicago, it was Al Capone.

I'm sorry you take that attitude, McQuade. ReaI sorry.

is had them send you some so you couId get back to FIorida...

-What are you saying? -It's his.

We ain't found her, neither.

One of my best customers, who shaII remain nameIess...

That's the word.

And they ain't doing bad for old city boys.

l mean, everybody should ought to get a little something out of all this.

We must have a bad connection or something.

-That a boy. HoId him right there. -Y'aII better get out of the way.

Now then, McQuade....

Don't worry about it. We aIready dumped the whiskey that was in the car.

Cooter, never mind what I said.

honey-bIonde hair, baby bIue eyes, nice smiIe, and Ioads of dimpIes.

Enos, how are you doing, boy?

Yep, couId have been.

With aII that happened today with Mary Kaye's baby--

I doubt that...