Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd prefer not to delve into my psyche.

That really would be an unusual experience for me.

and I am not a homosexual.

I'll strip you of all you have.

you have simply retreated into your palace on the hill

No, Mr. Prime Minister. I'm praying for you,

they could simply disobey you.

I was abandoned by my parents when I was just three years old.

Holy Father, would you like me to see what I can do

Who sent you? Pius XIII?

But I was told before coming that this new Pope is a very funny man.

"Through Your Terse And Telegraphic Communiqués"

orders to investigate intrusively into the past of aspiring priests,

Kyrie Eléison.

Our days of free willing finances are over.

He didn't keep his promise.

The faithful will return.

do you know how long it would take Him to wipe

But God and I have plenty.

a lousy reputation, let me add.

Fine. We'll rebuild those walls, taller and finer.

as soon as they're allowed out into the world.

we'll be forced to start selling off our artistic patrimony

The Congregation for the Causes of Saints has repeatedly

No. Because it isn't true.

The result has been that,

Because I didn't make you uncomfortable.

Now I bid you farewell. I'm going to Rome.

greatly reducing the influx of funds to Vatican City.

they'd never disobey Christ.

and I really lashed out at him.