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of Colorado Community Colleges, and I'll just go, go ahead Dean.
Your own dean, Craig Pelton, has been selected to join the board
Mr. Lundegaard, I'm sorry, but I cannot stand by while you do this.
- Oh. - Intellectually.
We were cast as Mr. Miagi and the Karate Kid, because we're a good team!
- Please forgive me. - Shh.
Okay.
Show me wax, off.
deep down, we're all a little political.
- Can I be his assistant? - Not for money.
Stop making me want to quit the theater and kill myself.
No doctor, it can't.
But, like, I know you're not capable of anything better,
- I feel like scum. - Gay people are scum?
They want you to be a token homosexual?
Which happens to be gay! Which is great, but irrelevant!
kids make great actors
she got cast outside her gender and the other one, got cast because of eye shape.
Guys, the school needs Wi-Fi, and my job is to run the school.
- Can I be his friend? - Elroy Abed is your friend.
- You're right, I should threaten to quit. - Or just quit.
until then can't you just stall by doing what real IT people do?
Directors have a saying.
If you move them the mother won't come back.
I am so curious.
and I will stab you in the eye with it,
It could be good for Greendale, for one of our own to be on the school board.
Keep up the good work.
appointing you than we ever did from gays for not having one of you.
"Donkey Kong" my ass
- Dean. - Dean.
Oh, Karate, learn from book?
Hare Krishna.
but we will say and do whatever we have to in order to acquire and keep our jobs.
We love this school, and love what you're doing with it.
Here's the real reason.
And always work. But, that's for us to deal with.
Believe me, I sit in my dressing room
"Miyagi hate fighting."
What? That I could take a beating?
Dean, I want to say thanks for doing this.