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of Colorado Community Colleges, and I'll just go, go ahead Dean.

Here's the real reason.

- Can I be his assistant? - Not for money.

- Can I be his friend? - Elroy Abed is your friend.

Dean, I want to say thanks for doing this.

and I will stab you in the eye with it,

- I feel like scum. - Gay people are scum?

Show me wax, off.

but we will say and do whatever we have to in order to acquire and keep our jobs.

- Dean. - Dean.

We were cast as Mr. Miagi and the Karate Kid, because we're a good team!

- Please forgive me. - Shh.

Which happens to be gay! Which is great, but irrelevant!

No doctor, it can't.

It could be good for Greendale, for one of our own to be on the school board.

Your own dean, Craig Pelton, has been selected to join the board

Oh, Karate, learn from book?

Stop making me want to quit the theater and kill myself.

They want you to be a token homosexual?

appointing you than we ever did from gays for not having one of you.

We love this school, and love what you're doing with it.

- Oh. - Intellectually.

Directors have a saying.

Keep up the good work.

And always work. But, that's for us to deal with.

- You're right, I should threaten to quit. - Or just quit.

kids make great actors

she got cast outside her gender and the other one, got cast because of eye shape.

Mr. Lundegaard, I'm sorry, but I cannot stand by while you do this.

"Miyagi hate fighting."

"Donkey Kong" my ass

deep down, we're all a little political.

Believe me, I sit in my dressing room

But, like, I know you're not capable of anything better,

What? That I could take a beating?

If you move them the mother won't come back.

Guys, the school needs Wi-Fi, and my job is to run the school.

until then can't you just stall by doing what real IT people do?

I am so curious.