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if you put your finger in a rat's butt, that disables it.
Use either the tampon strings
- Whoa, whoa, easy, boy, easy. - (GROWLING)
or the discarded dental floss and rappel down.
Try wetting your finger first.
Aah! Poison gas!
Guys! Follow me up this way!
Don't worry, Brian, I'll save you!
too short for the piñata,
My name's Vernon. I'm a water bear.
Stan kyle Nothing
Sometimes she fakes it so I can't hump her,
"He's not from here" Winder/Koch
An ex-Terminator? So you used to be a Terminator?
Hey, thanks, Bri. I'll go switch you back.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
3 x 7 x 419 = 8799
Dust mites.
But, Brian, I'm more interested in short stories.
And I'm Patrick Stewart as a water bear.
In fact, I'm gonna put it where you can never reach it.
Raisins in an unsealed sandwich bag.
Well, here she is. Home sweet home.
- Brian, we've got to get up to my room. - Yeah, but how?
Oh crap balls sweet country music
- No. I kill rats and bugs. - And Sarah Connor.
This doesn't feel right. What button did you hit?
(NORMAL VOICE): Vacuum cleaner!
any new writing projects you're working..."
♪ Feeling ♪
We're here, Brian. That's your laptop.
to the Church of Spaceship Beep Boop.
You know, it was probably greenlit in the '80s,
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
so the fat man thought we should have one, too.
- Half of them had erections. - Half of them had erections.