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Because costumes make me look chunky.
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helicopter rides.
They'll get you your paychecks out on the Thursday
If you ever wanna work parties,
I foresee a cure to all known disease.
Come off it. That stuff is such a scam.
I'm terminal.
And Geofree's pick for best animated feature is...The Mitchells vs the Machines
Excuse me, are, uh, you done with the snake yet?
DAVE: Okay...
I just found out, I'm going to live nearly forever.
All right, what the hell. I am the belle of the ball.
I mean, if that isn't leadership by example,
Oh, I-- Well, I can explain that.
Oh, well-- Well, I-I want him there so people can, you know,
Right, Dave?
And to be honest,
Then why no costume?
Really? Yes, she's wonderful.
WNYX's own Dave Nelson.
What in the hell are we waiting for?
Nice try, though.
But thank you so much for our time together.
Matthew, you're just not receptive to this woman's gifts.
wealth.
You understand what I'm getting at?
No way! I don't think so!
No, no, no, no.