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to wear the most outrageous costume in recorded history,
No.
Is that a fact? Yes.
how out of proportion my head is to the rest of my body.
Dorothy, show us what you...
And their names are... Uh, let's see...
Oh, uh, he's right in there.
Oh, my God. That's like...
You're so cool, you're not afraid to put on a costume--
Thanks.
The problem is, you look better in my dress than I do.
No. No, ac--
That's when you'll die.
Hm...all right.
Well, I don't think I've seen people this excited
What, uh... What party is he talking about?
You made a power play in front of Jimmy,
I've met a woman who's really opened my eyes.
The Jimmy James Incorporated Halloween party. It's tonight.
I mean, Dave, here could learn a thing or two from you.
Uh, guys. Guys. Guys?
There you go.
I don't know. It's just, Dave and Lisa
No, you can't take off the dress.
Oh, yeah, this is it.
I see your destiny as one of...
Dorks! Dorks! Dorks! Dorks! Dorks! Dorks! Dorks!
That's right. [GASPS]
What? That's right, Dave.
Oh!
Dorks... Dorks, dorks,
that there is much he does not know.
Yep.
Names are Chew-Chew and Mitt-Mitt.
And I've met a wonderful woman. I've never been happier.
Your body will cease to live.
Look at those dorks.
[SIGHS]
Uh...
Is there some kind of mime authority I can report him to?
DAVE: What? [JIMMY LAUGHS]
Oh.
making fun of all the dorks wearing costumes.
Please...don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
We did it.
which is worth at the most $150 on Ninth Avenue.
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