Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm crazy about you.
[man over PA] Tammy and Ollie to the stage.
and added two and a half inches to my left leg, forcing me to retire.
And then, of course, the audience is over here.
Might be the first little guy to be up there.
Oh, my God.
- Maybe I'll see you afterwards. - Okay.
I want you to look at the tip of my pen. All right?
- We're just two individuals? - Throw the ball. What?
It has come to our attention
- Dutch courage, is it? - Huh?
He's always loved it more than I did.
- I better call 'em. - Yeah.
and meet me here.
Uh, at the game, I could feel that I cranked it coming off the mini tramp,
- Well, where have you been? - I'm here.
In the field.
This year is especially important
[audience cheering]
but I do have a ticket for the mascot competition in Anaheim,
If I told you you moved your head, you moved your head. Correct?
Oh, good. Hope you liked what you saw.
[ratcheting]
We gotta do 2,000 miles in three days.
Okay.
[inhales sharply] Um...
Mascots are coming from every place you can imagine.
Hesitate
- Really? - I don't.
That is a tough group of boys. We beat 'em last time,
- That's really sweet. - [chuckles]
- It doesn't matter. - But you've been doing it your whole life.
[birds chirping]
[Langston] Buddy.
- [woman moaning] - [man grunting]
Apparently because he needs it to do a pogo stick routine.
Right... but look up. Don't be afraid of looking up.
that eventually required four hours of surgery
[all applauding and cheering]
I like to put my lips on it.
There once was a boy who wanted a father,
It was one of them football notes.
Have you drank any alcohol today?
That brings me up to the day that I met this one here.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I just feel horrible.
You gotta quit saying that word.
We did it.
I am the official mascot of the Blue Lake Mallards.
[Corky] There's something about being in nature.
Nothing. It's just... I think a furry snuck in, and he's scritching.
The Gluten Free Channel can't find out about this.
Again, in any situation.
[crying] Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you. - That's cool.
[mascot grunting]
a place called Mount Rushmore,
She's really supportive of... She's my rock.
He's just... If you listen...
I'm Cindi Babineaux.
- What are you doing? - You just had a piece of fuzz in your...
- [Gabby laughing] - [audience chanting] Fist! Fist!
[camera shutter clicking]
The gold would have been nice, but... next year.
for a...
I'm not mental. I love meat.
[chuckles] It doesn't matter to Eddy. Call him whatever you want.
And we got a sex problem
I feel like I wanna give you another hug.
- Hey, let's have a party! - [all cheering]
Lead the way, my honor.
- Okay. - I like your whistle.
We give away three Fluffy Awards or, as we like to call them, "Fluffies."
All the way across the front there.
I mean, did they make you this size just to fit in the Worm costume?
- [Mindy] Idiot. - Oh, I'm an idiot?
- They're not Sid anymore. - No. No, I'm Sid now. Yeah.
- so we need to... - Well, you're very tall. It's obnoxious.
Get back here. Stop that rabbit!
- "That doesn't fit." - "It's not for the families."
Never. Me too.
'Cause, you know, mascots, they don't die.
more just where your eyes end up
It's what we've all been waiting for.
It's just a little strain and, uh... Yeah.
I've never thought of "squaw" as being an offensive term.
without our main sponsor, Mr. Buddy Campbell.
- I'm Mindy. - Hi, Mindy. I'm Cindi.
- Hi. I have metal on my hands, silver. - We'll just...
- [officer] Pull over, now. - [Owen] Is that for me? Oh, bugger.
Lot of people say I'm the bad boy of sports mascotry.
But in my real life, I am Jack the Plumber...