Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wrote a tale... [chuckles] documenting that journey.

Isn't this something?

That's great. Do you care if I bring David?

Part of what's helped, and probably the biggest change,

And I'm not saying crabs walk like that,

[laughing loudly]

Another little person, shorter than you even.

For me, it is that sound. The sound of that crowd.

You know, I first fell in love with Mascotting

- You moved your head. You moved your head. - No, I didn't.

You look good. What do you wanna do?

And she was so good. She was... You were so good.

as Minnie the Moose,

- I don't think so. - Yeah.

Which is pretty much the best acting advice you could have.

Might have been "yiff." And I said he was going for the wallet.

- Keep your head low... - Yeah, yeah.

I'm not gonna be able...

[Mike chuckles]

And they have a ladies fishin' night. We can all go out on a boat.

The biggest news being...

- All right, strawberry as requested. - Oh, thank you.

[singing] ♪ Sidney has only got one ball ♪

If he yiffs... If that happens, well, then you got a problem.

- You know what? - Why do you do that?

based on the spiritual teachings

People from the northwest are going crazy for this, this anchovy.

- I'm gonna start again. - Let's do it.

- [Owen Sr.] You bought it? When? - Yeah, I bought it yesterday.

- Hmm. Nice! - Look at that.

[music continues]

Congratulations, Sid. Congratulations.

- [Mike] You wanna drag us to hell? - [Mindy] Idiot!

[Sarah chuckles nervously]

Hello, uh, I'm Owen Golly Jr.

- [rock music playing] - [audience cheering]

that your college basketball team is nicknamed the Leaping Squaws,

- and this face stared at me. - [chuckles]

- Eddy? Is his name Eddy? - Yeah.

I just wanna stick a hairbrush down there and get it out.

I have Ruby and Jamaica.

- Okay. You know what? - Will you be careful with these?

I just cut out the middleman and went straight to the fist...

I bet it's a real tiny, little car, is it?

Well, I'm not wearing a head,

It's like a war going on, but right now, it's stopped.

is not in service at this time.

I love you. You're an old pillock, but I love you.

- Oh, out both ends? - Yes.

The mascot competition was a tipping point for us.

He's missin' somethin'.

and then some other states, too.

Oh, yeah. "And carry a selfie stick.

- You gave out the bronze. - I gave out the bronze.

The best sort of baby.

- Yes. Boner! - [all laugh]

And plus, I get out on top.

- Yeah. - You know.

because if one of the winners were to sign a major league contract,

And it said, "I'm your sister."

[man over PA] Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.

Uh... [clicks tongue]

I know we talked about it. We've talked about it a lot.

- Okay. - Hey, look at this.

Well, one is in Asia. One is in the American continent.

But I'd like another button on there. Something that's a little more satisfying.

a non-league team in South Croydon.

You may remember, it was a live television event.

I love rappelling because I love holding rope.

But crabby walk gets you in a frame of mind of...

And you liked when I bought you the baseball team.

[stammering] Even if people are screaming at you, you're not allowed to talk.

He was not making me do a bunch of weird stuff all in one night.

I got you this time. You get back here right now.

I loved it. I've been doing it for a long time.

[man #2] No, I never have.

[Mike] All right, guys, we've got to go, go, go, go, go.

It's okay. You can help me just by sittin' down. That's fine.

- [Langston] Well, this is my playground. - [woman chuckles]

And if that happens, well... it's like a whole new level.

- Who was that guy? - [horn honks]

But the teachers can see.

and you'll see what's going on.

from the Willingham Rovers in London, England,

Have a seat. Let me give you a hand here, buddy.

because he actually got into the club dressed as the Fist,

We're jolly, as in gay."

- That's nice. - Well, I do.

Do you wanna piss on tradition? Do you? Go to Her Majesty.

is that we are no longer Mascotting.

[Owen] Yeah, so I'm a mascot, for Willingham Rovers,

Almost like a T. Rex.

I've got loads of it in the motor home if you want.

- Hello? - [yawns]

This place is massive.

- Mike Murray. - Hi, I'm Laci.

You know, they can criticize our country,

[audience cheering]

- You bet, darling. - Take care.

because there are some kind of weird languages out there.

- We gotta hit the road, man. - [Tommy groans]

- Yeah. - What?

Thank you, Buddy. Thank you so much.

you're gonna be great.

I went to the Fluffies five years ago, and I got honorable mention.

Never comes out in the day... Maria.

- Okay. Well, you can also relax. - [man] Okay.

she's like a nine-year-old girl at Christmas.

And right now, cochlear sex is really trending very hot.

- it reads, like, "Owen Golly, Jr." - Yeah.

- What? - You wanna try my gum?

[groaning] I know.

[Phil] Mr. Gammons, sir.

- And they're all blind? - Yeah, they're all blind.