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Everybody.
Jesus fucking Christ. You all look like me.
And now some French fucker's got it in a baguette.
Okay, so I'm going to see you at the office.
See Mike's statement implying that I was unstable?
- Welcome. - Oh, thank you.
It was actually free.
- Makes people nervous. - Yes, sir.
Hey, Amy.
You don't want to do it. I know I don't.
You know, it's...
Thanks for clarifying, Paul.
Oh. Uh-huh.
You won't remember, Senator,
- Oh, I see. - Thanks for clarifying.
with her category five fucking snoot.
It's so great.
No, it's an actual hurricane.
Amy, I thought you might be in a straightjacket drooling on meds.
This is ridiculous.
I made some batter with soy milk just for you.
Get up.
Hello?
Just look at this guy. He is the new me.
See, the thing is, I never...
Mountain bike, road bike, whatever.
From?
It's a hurricane, and that's, like, killer wind.
and real leadership, okay?
Tolerable. Thanks for remembering
You both need to choose bicycles for the Bike For Health event.
It fell at the first fence and it got shot.
So I just wanted to say thank you
Thank you. I feel very...
- You're not going to regret this. - Thanks so much.
- Oh, we got Donald coming in three minutes. - Great.
Okay, and what do they do here?
This is a nightmare.
A nice shot of my beav.
Are you okay?
He's got that big left ear
Yeah, I love to walk at night.
I want more headlines.