Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, let me get you a scopolamine patch.
Oh, no, yeah, I got you. Kinder in the long run, actually.
because I am putting all of that stuff behind me.
You want me to talk to him like guy on guy?
- And? - He had no idea what I was talking about.
No, you don't, Gary. You're a guy, okay?
- Stop acting fucking nuts. - Yeah, I'm trying.
I guess Mike McLintock was wrong.
Find someone who has Valium and take four of them
- I have been here, like... - Seven minutes.
with regard to a Mr. Theodore Sykes.
No, what I said was Amy Brookheimer had issues, not problems.
You have to stop doing things for me all the time, all right?
Are you two going to get married?
We'll be in touch.
who takes regular meetings with VP Doyle,
Welcome to the money-making machine.
No, you just do whatever you want.
Or go there right now before it hits.
Oh, yeah, no. Uber, that makes the most sense, sir.
- Stop screaming. - That feels really good.
People love Tom, but I want to get credit for choosing him.
- We love you, Tom James. - Thank you. Love you, too.
Oh! Oh, well...
A joke's not a joke
Oh, thank you.
I knew that.
You can't have any idea what I'm talking about.
- Yes, you did. - Good.
Oh, I understand there's no shame
Maybe I'm gonna come up.
All right, jeez. Look, the best way to get revenge on these people
That site has turned to shit.
A bunch of fucking half-wit jokers trying to grab my balls.
Well, we don't have a few hours.
- Oh, is this man your attorney? - No.
Did I tell you I slept in?
that have to be discussed.
- Ben Cafferty. - Sometimes I think she's actually dead.
He's super me.
You want to go ahead of me?
"New York Times" profile on Tom is just out.
That's right, I am a guy. And Tom's a guy.
- Ahem! - Want to give me some sunscreen?
Put it in that pile over there with everything else.