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Oh, wow. I have got to stop basing my surgeries on movies.
it's every profile in DC.
Hello, Reagan.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm making this about me now.
Question. Is my blowhole supposed to hurt?
[groans] Yes, sir.
It's kind of a truth bomb. You love bombs though, right?
[yelps]
[dramatic music playing]
[yells]
so he'll have nothing to compare your house to.
It can get physical, though, so I'd wear a cup.
You mean, me and…
Enter the Reagan Dome! No, not that.
No, we're at capacity, mate.
[whimpers]
but do you wanna go out on a date sometime?
Yeah, it's called texting back, Einstein.
Let's watch Planet Earth on mute.
-Four-to-one she dies alone. -Sorry, Reagan, nothing personal.
-Let's watch Planet Earth. -[tablet beeps]
Great, I'll send you an invite to the wedding
You're a robot who gave themselves diabetes.
Well, I've been making adjustments to the algorithm.
Sorry, Reagan, that feels like a deal-breaker.
A tasty little quid pro quo.
No, I'm not afraid. I'm a relationship pioneer.
she was picturing the older brother from Boy Meets World.
I have the ability to simulate worlds,
-[grunts] -[powers down]
-I was just leaving. -[sighs]
[gasps] No. Just punctuation stuff though, right?
[in Brett's voice] And I'm about to prove that ugly is the new hot.
Dark, erotic things.
[powering up]
That's how long it's been.
[3D printer whirring]
I'm surprised you reached out. I kinda thought you ghosted me.