Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Power is attracted to me, honey.

-[guns firing on TV] -No, no, no! [shouts]

Oh God, I gotta get some work done.

You can't turn its confidence up that high.

I've been rejected by almost every man in DC.

This war hero's turning back into a zero.

[Reagan] Oh my God, he already messaged me!

is boyfriend material?

We have a deal. Once a month, she gets to scream at me for an hour

I'm only a Wi-Fi connection away from being an actual god.

You seriously thought you could outsmart me?

[groans] Are you trying to torture me?

If I get one more phone call from school,

[in bad Italian accent] Sorry, I just working in the back,

[both screaming]

[yawns] But it's been a long week, so…

I can't give my coworkers the satisfaction

Sorry, sir, you can't shop here.

I am you, you know.

[crowd chattering]

[passionately] Yeah, and I'm not turned on for the first time since Desert Storm.

[shouts] Bourne!

Listen, I had a great time with you. I've never had so much fun

[sighs] Why would I wanna date your hand-me-down boy toy?

Sorry, the grammar in this scenario is really challenging.

-[upbeat dance music playing] -[shutter clicking]

He wrote that explicitly in his bio.

Then there's the face.