Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, but no. Right?

[Myc chuckles] Three-to-one odds it's the first dick she's seen in months.

Nadia, what do you think of our friend here?

And you're never gonna get it!

Yeah, I really need to talk to you about something.

-[spits, coughs] -Shame I'm dumping him for his cousin.

It's been two days?

If I could coast on my looks like you, I'd be on easy street.

Please. If you help me, I'll let you watch the second season.

sorting through these dicks.

I get it. You think I'm weak.

Wait, what did you say? And what is wrong with your voice?

Brett Hand. I'm here to rage.

You're kidding. You've never modeled before?

[scary music plays]

-[whirring] -Hey, is that from my stand mixer?

-The devil is a woman in a scrunchie! -Uh…

[distorted] He completes me.

We've officially purchased the dating app RightSwipe.

but at least I'm something.

[muffled] What are you doing?

-Okay, too ambitious for a Saturday. -[power decreasing]

I don't wanna sound elitist, but he's covered in vegetable oil.

And you're just jealous because my hot new GF's a perfect ten.

and I take Fridays and Saturdays every other month.

-Uh, I'm the new boyfriend. -Since when?

Sweetie, don't frown. It ruins the part of you that people like.

Wow, so you're like a badass genius scientist.

Speaking of killer robots, why are you powered up at this hour?

It was about your bad personality.