Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Slow motion yelling)

-Mommy, I'm scared of the Animorph! -[screaming]

-DC, prepare to date Reagan Ridley. -[phone whooshes]

-Netflix and chill. -[tablet beeps]

But I'm an LA ten and a DC 24!

It's me, Brett.

All right. I'll be here explaining Bitcoin to people on Reddit.

We need to leave.

Not too bad for a night's work.

Everybody knows that the shadow government killed the real Jason Bourne years ago.

While everyone else is wasting their lives swiping,

[passionately] No, you are definitely not.

-[romantic Italian music playing] -This restaurant is perfect.

[upbeat dance music playing]

Hot dog! Could this day get any better?

Is it sweaty in here, or is it just me?

Are we really fighting over a boy?

I was thinking, now that things are getting serious,

But what do I know?

Everyone hear that?

You were trying to help me realize my true potential the whole time?

-[door squeaks] -[objects clatter]

-[suspenseful music playing] -[grunts]

-[shutter clicks] -There. See?

I created the perfect man who will never disappoint me.

Yes, that was her.

[customers gasp, exclaim]

Brett Hand speaking. How may you help me?

Says you, Hemsworth.

We're gonna need an extraction team.

Glenn Dolphman, you've got me all hot and bothered.

Yeah. [chuckles]

you'd be begging me to switch back.

Oh my God, you were right, okay? I have been laughed at, hunted for sport,

More than anything.

Only you. Only Joey. [laughs maliciously]

How's that even possible? It's on a one-to-ten scale!

Well, we're gambling on when you'll finally get a boyfriend…

as part of our divorce settlement.

from the Italian Anti-Defamation League.

-[scary music plays] -[coworkers yelp]

You love my beautiful face so much,